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Dale: Hey man, did you touch my drumset?
Dale: It’s just weird, cause it seems like someone definitely touched my drumset.
Brennan: Yeah, that is weird cause I didn’t touch them.
Dale: Hey! [grabs Brennan] Did you touch my drumset?
Brennan: Hey, knock it off!
Dale: I know you touched my drumstick, cause the left one has a chip in it.
Brennan: Are you fucking crazy, man? You sound insane, do you realize that? You should be medicated.
Dale: Fuck you, Brennan! I know you touched my drumset and I wanna hear that dirty little mouth admit it.
Brennan: Get out of my face or I’m gonna roundhouse your ass.
Dale: You swear on your mom’s life that you didn’t touch it then?
Brennan: I don’t have to swear to shit!
Dale: That’s ’cause you fucking touched my drumset! ‘Cause I know Cops doesn’t start ’till 4:00.
Brennan Huff : [Brennan starts to leave]
Dale Doback: Where you going?
Brennan Huff: I’m going upstairs.. ’cause I’m gonna put my nutsack, on your drumset! Okay?
[Brennan goes upstairs to the drumset]
Dale Doback: If you do that, I’m warning you, right now! If you touch my drums, I will stab you, in the neck, with a knife.
It’s been over 10 years since Step Brothers came out. And while a lot of comedies develop an outdated and irrelevant feeling to them, if anything – Step Brothers still remains just as good as the day it was released. A story of two middle aged men, who are 100% reliant on their parents is the perfect stage to allow Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly to thrive – and we aren’t disappointed. From start to finish its filled with a catalog of absurd quotes that would even give Anchorman a run for its money. While we haven’t yet got confirmation of the long-awaited sequel, here’s to hoping that it happens sooner rather than later!
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