Stanley: I’ve been here 18 years and have suffered through some weird thematic Christmases. A Honolulu Christmas, a Pulp Fiction Christmas, a Muslim Christmas, Moroccan Christmas, Mo Rocca Christmas. I don’t want it. Christmas is Christmas is Christmas is Christmas.The Office Season 8 Episode 10: “Christmas Wishes”
Jim: I got Stanley tickets to see Lewis Black for his birthday. It might not have been the best idea.
Stanley: I don’t want no Kwanza wreath. I don’t want no dreidel in my face. That’s its own thing. And who’s that black Santa for? I don’t care, I know Santa ain’t black. I could care less. I want Christmas. Just give me plain Baby Jesus lying in a manger, Christmas!The Office Season 8 Episode 10: “Christmas Wishes”
Stanley Hudson might not have been one of the main characters in The Office but he’s among the most popular with fans. While most of the love goes to Jim, Michael and Dwight, there are a ton of great quotes from Stanley too. We’ll be taking a look at our favorite moments and one-liners from across the show.
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