Happy Gilmore Quiz: Who Said It – Happy or Shooter?

So You Think You Know Happy Gilmore? We’ll See!

The Quiz Rules: We’ve included 14 entertaining quotes from the movie. All you have to do is pick whether Happy or Shooter McGavin said them.

Passing Score Required: 10/14

Ready for the quiz? Well, give it your best shot down below!


Released way back in 1996, Happy Gilmore (along with Billy Madison) kick-started Adam Sandler’s status as a household name. Take this quiz to remember all of the brilliant and outrageously funny moments from the film.

Good Luck!
Quiz Grade: Fun

  • Question of

    Who said – “Don’t push me, Bob! Now’s not the time.”

    • Happy
    • Shooter
  • Question of

    Who said it? “Just stay out of my way… or you’ll pay! LISTEN to what I say!”

    • Happy
    • Shooter
  • Question of

    “Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.”

    • Happy
    • Shooter
  • Question of

    “Oh, man. That was so much easier than putting. I should just try to get the ball in one shot every time.”

    • Happy
    • Shooter
  • Question of

    “Damn you people. This is golf. Not a rock concert.”

    • Happy
    • Shooter
  • Question of

    “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!”

    • Happy
    • Shooter
  • Question of

    “If I saw myself in clothes like that I’d have to kick my own ass.”

    • Happy
    • Shooter
  • Question of

    “You’re gonna die, clown!”

    • Happy
    • Shooter
  • Question of

    “You lay another finger on me, I burn the house down and piss on the ashes.”

    • Happy
    • Shooter
  • Question of

    “During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody”

    • Happy
    • Shooter
  • Question of

    “Hey, my girlfriend is dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.”

    • Happy
    • Shooter
  • Question of

    “It’s great, the other day one of his fans mooned me.”

    • Happy
    • Shooter
  • Question of

    “I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best. I’m the worst. You’re very good-looking. I’m not attractive.”

    • Happy
    • Shooter
  • Question of

    “Just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy. Tap Tap Taparoo.”

    • Happy
    • Shooter

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