TNA Launch New "Menagerie" Faction

[DC 536]

There's a new faction in TNA called The Menagerie (with Knux as the leader) and here's what they look like.

 

http://i58.tinypic.com/2yljrtd.jpg

 

According to here, the two stilt-walkers are part of the entrance only, but their "carny" music plays throughout their matches and there are pink, green and blue lights (like Sin Cara's) as well.

 

Could be overkill.

[Shaun2J 127]

TNA sure do love their factions. The huge guy is Rob Terry.

[Guest The B-Man]

Rob Terry with a mask is a great idea, his face his poor to be a star but has the Wrestling Body

[Maxximus 353]

That's just terrible.

[Omega 354]

Why is He-Man wearing Skeletor's head?

[dsrchris 190]

For anyone who gives a flying fudge:

 

[video=youtube;4FSDuqxsxTw]

 

"Okay, so this new faction we've got, we'll have a guy in there who's mental."

 

"Okay cool. What should we call him though?"

 

"How about Crazy Steve?"

 

"YOU'RE A F*CKING GEEEEEEEENIUS!!"

 

-Excerpts from an actual TNA booking meeting.

[ViciousPrism 177]

I'm shitting on your gag here, but his indy name is Crazzy Steve. Crazzy. Steve.

[dsrchris 190]

I knew I should've gone with "The Freak"! :lol

 

Still, this doesn't look like it's gonna be very good at all. I give it two weeks before Willow joins them.

 

EDIT: Just checked some footage of Crazzy Steve. He's Heath Ledger's Joker. Meh.

Edited May 6, 2014 by dsrchris

[Guest John Hancock]

"Not Crazy Steve, he's crazy!"

 

Glad they cleared that up.

 

Are they supposed to be a play on the Firefly family?

 

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/d2/72/d272f6b9f27951df39c7cfae2a4e9c40.jpg?itok=_8jqdzrK

 

It would pretty perfectly fit TNA's new booking strategy of "Do what WWE are doing, but make it shit", seeing that the Firefly family are supposed to be based on the Manson family, just like the Wyatts. Plus, that movies like ten years old, so it's about prime for a wrestling gimmick.

[Shaun2J 127]

That's what TNA are probably aiming for but it'll lean towards a shittier version of the Oddities.

 

They are also trying to raise money for their theme park thing.... Jeez, it must be depressing hoping for payday to come in and then realizing the only thing they'll get from TNA is food stamps. So long theme park...

 

 

I would so endorse Captain Spaulding beating some shit out of Willow though.

[Guest Magic]

"Not Crazy Steve, he's crazy!"

 

That was amazing. :lol

[Guest The Beltster]

I like freak show sort of things. Could be good for a laugh.

[Guest Magic]

I also don't think its terrible. I like the name of the group, Knux is ok and you can do worse than cover up Rob Terry's face with a mask. If crazzy Steve is crazy as they say, it could be fun.

 

Not that'll I see much, because I never catch TNA these days.

[Omega 354]

TNA Launch New "Menagerie" Faction

 

Who are you to doubt the mental instability of Crazy Steve?

[Guest The Beltster]

He's a great wrestler and a jam up guy.

[Omega 354]

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This is truly the bottom of the barrel... and how quite is that crowd? F*ck me, it's just as well TNA sign those cheques because that is a dead ass company.

[Guest John Hancock]

Woooooooow. That's some small time shit right there. The dead crowd, the wacky early 90s costumes, the tiny audience (no shots of the hard-cam side area please), the heavy handed cometary. Yikes.

[ViciousPrism 177]

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This is truly the bottom of the barrel... and how quite is that crowd? F*ck me, it's just as well TNA sign those cheques because that is a dead ass company.

 

Barely sign those cheques.