The Beltster Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Jeans in the desert bro, you're cray-zee! Grat pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Hancock Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Jeans in the desert is the only way! The Nevada Desert, or whatever it's real name is, is the only place in the world I've been where the wildlife scared me, I don't want shit up my legs. Also, in general, if you're not physically in either a swimming or the sea, and you're not playing sports, lose the shorts. They teach you about the gili monsters FS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Nah shorts are the way to go! As soon as March/April hits, I bust out my shorts! Anything aver 18 degrees celcius and I'll be sweating my bollocks off without them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsrchris Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Oh you Scottish people. :roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciaran The King Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Shorts weather is May/October Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 I would wear my jorts all year round, whatever the weather! I like a jorts/hoodie combo. They're just too damn comfy man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Hancock Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Jorts!? JORTS!? Get outta town! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Put on some goddamn man pants er trousers, whatever the hell you call it, Magic. Shorts are for children! Are you a child? GROW UP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 I LOVE MY JORTS AND NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WILL CHANGE MY MIND! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Seen as this is a picture thread, I'll throw up of photo of me rocking my awesome jorts tomorrow. THEY'RE PAISLEY PATTERN GODDAMNIT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciaran The King Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Shorts are easy :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Hancock Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Put on some goddamn man pants er trousers, whatever the hell you call it, Magic. Shorts are for children! Are you a child? GROW UP! The words of a true man! I own three pairs of shorts, one's for swimmin', one's for runnin', one's for fightin'. That's a real wardrobe. If I'm on the street, the shins are covered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 http://image1.superdry.com/static/images/products/upload5806904970258221824.jpg http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Mens-Red-Floral-Shorts-/00/s/MTYwMFgxMTk1/z/RSgAAOxy9DRSAsnH/$T2eC16ZHJHUFFf(uEbsyBS!snGu(+!~~60_12.JPG http://s7v1.scene7.com/is/image/Littlewoods/A106P_SP235_02_JS0JAa?fmt=jpeg&qlt=90&wid=1024&hei=768&color=255,255,255&size=1024,768 I have similair variations of all of the above that I wear regularly, about town and what not. They're just damn comfy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsrchris Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 http://image1.superdry.com/static/images/products/upload5806904970258221824.jpg http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Mens-Red-Floral-Shorts-/00/s/MTYwMFgxMTk1/z/RSgAAOxy9DRSAsnH/$T2eC16ZHJHUFFf(uEbsyBS!snGu(+!~~60_12.JPG http://s7v1.scene7.com/is/image/Littlewoods/A106P_SP235_02_JS0JAa?fmt=jpeg&qlt=90&wid=1024&hei=768&color=255,255,255&size=1024,768 I have similair variations of all of the above that I wear regularly, about town and what not. They're just damn comfy! Man, they do look comfy. I bet they cradle your vagina just right, eh Magic? :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 :lol The only jeans I wear are tight fitting skinnies, so if I'm feeling a wee bit of baggyness shorts it is! I absolute detest wearing any jeans that aren't, at an absolute minimum, straight cut fit. I don't know why, but I haven't been able to wear anything other than skinny fit since I was about 16. Bootcut is the devil! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsrchris Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I can't even comprehend attempting to wear skinny jeans. That sh*t just looks uncomfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boyo Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 TWO Community Picture Thread 2013 The key is not to buy skinny jeans but slimmy jeans. Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beltster Posted September 14, 2013 Author Share Posted September 14, 2013 (edited) Jorts are cool, as long as they are tight like, around the arse! As for jeans...skinny jeans are horrendous, plus even if I wanted to wear them, my thighs are so manly and gigantic, I couldnt. Edited September 14, 2013 by The Beltster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsrchris Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm willing to accept hot ladies in Daisy Dukes, but men in Jorts is just wrong... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciaran The King Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 More than willing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I love my skinny jeans, I find them much more comfortable than baggier jeans. I'm all about comfort over style too! :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciaran The King Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Skinny, slim jeans are the best. Baggy jeans make me feel as if I'm imitating someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Redman Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 The shorts thing is just for guys right? Because I wear shorts pretty much all the time. I mean, I live here and I don't feel the cold. Two weeks removed from winter and it is decidedly shorts weather already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Hancock Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 (edited) The shorts thing is just for guys right? Because I wear shorts pretty much all the time. I mean, I live here and I don't feel the cold. Two weeks removed from winter and it is decidedly shorts weather already. Oh absolutely, girls can wear all the shorts they want. Shorts and skinny jeans are to be encouraged for girls, they're also totally acceptable if you're a gay man. Anything else, and questions are going to be asked. The trouser section of my wardrobe consists of four sections; pyjama pants, sports shorts, suit pants, and either dark blue or black straight-cut jeans. Edited September 14, 2013 by John Hancock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciaran The King Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 All shorts are good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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