DC Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 I've shamelessly stolen this from my Facebook wall, but thought it was a nice little poser, so brought it to TWO. http://i44.tinypic.com/2wolksy.jpg Who would choose as your protector and why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Vader. All day. Who else can get off world? A Predator? Good luck against the Galactic Empire. Even if the rest of those chumps could get off world they'd be smoked by the Death Star. Come at me, Logan. Have fun with your unbreakable bones when you're getting force choked to death every 15 minutes. Terminator and Robocop would be reprogrammed to be my body guards. Marv might kill 100 Storm Troopers but 1000? 10,000? Same with Hellboy, same with Dredd. The Batman? You got force lightning repellant on that belt, asshole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Hancock Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Are they as individuals, or are they bringing their boys? If they've got posse, Vader, because put, like, a towel over that hole in the Death Star and you're good to go. As an individual, The Terminator, because he's a robot, so he'd be loyal. Wolverine's similar, but he's human, so he might change his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Posted August 4, 2013 Author Share Posted August 4, 2013 I'd say individuals, otherwise you have to take into account Skynet, all of the Judges, the Predator homeworld, all of the X-Men, the BPRD or the Justice League / Batman Inc. members. Only really Marv and Robocop would be on their own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 I'm sticking with Vader because of trust. I know there is still good in him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beltster Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Wolverine. I was going to pick Terminator, but Wolverines claws could cut through the Terminators skeleton, so he could behead him with one swipe. Game over Terminator. Same with Robocop. Same with Batman. Predator was beaten by a human so he stands no chance. All this plus Wolverine regenerates quickly, he got shot in the head many times and within a few seconds he's up and running again. So I'd have to pick him. The only thing Vader has to make me even consider him is he could probably use the force to twist any of them into a pretzel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciaran The King Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Lord Vader of course, although he did pussy out at the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun2J Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 But you see, if you have Darth Vader protecting you, you have Darth Sidious too pulling the strings. Think long, I must. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Think I may be over thinking this a tad BUT, the way I think of it is, you can choose one guy to protect you, now, If it was choose a champion to duke it out with the other guys I'd have to go Wolverine as he's pretty much unkillable and the others are not, however if it a case of you're being hunted down by the others with one guy being your last line of defense I'd want someone who can attack from a distance and keep me out of harms way. Who I wouldn't want after me would be Vader as he could force choke you to death and the protector wouldn't be able to do a great deal there, I'd say he could kill almost all the protectors barring Logan with his light saber but he could chop him down to size and in the time he heals Vader's more than likely killed you. Which by default makes me want Vader as my protector as I don't want him after me. Deadliest warriors would have had a top season right here :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Wolverine. Chained to a wall and force choked to death every fifteen minutes. Well, once a day at least. He's a very busy man, my new best buddy ever. Stupid rebels. Before anyone says Batman could take Vader eventually. No. Sorry. Vader's FREAKING PSYCHIC TOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etz Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Vader or Logan, for all the obvious reasons. Depends on the scenario who I'd pick. 1vs1, Logan. 7 on 1, Vader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun2J Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Anyone think Magneto could manipulate the force? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Magneto ain't got time for no midichlorians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaolinHandLock Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Wolverine. Apart from the steel claws, his healing abilities would work very well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsrchris Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Surely Batman would just dig up the dirt about Padme and reduce Darth Vader to a blubbering mess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Vader got mind games too. Tell him a little bit about Bat's family history then all of the sudden you get Vader talking to Broose about his parents, starts to tell him that he's his real father, Broose hesitates for a moment... BAMN! Carbonite, bitch! Mail your ass back to Alfred n' shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun2J Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Dork Knight. http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj95/1992Shaun1992/534232_452853138147127_1583623260_n_zps7d45b599.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViciousPrism Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Wolverine. Go read Old Man Logan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Hancock Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 (edited) Anyone think Magneto could manipulate the force? If it was Magneto vs. Vader, Magneto could just crumple his suit up like a tin can and squish him, or just pull it off so he choked to death. Actually, Magneto would f*ck up pretty much everyone on the list. Terminator, Wolverine, Robo-Cop, Judge Dredd and Vader are basically made of metal, or at least surrounded by it, all Batman's stuff is metal, Marv use guns and knives, so f*ck that, Predator has a metal self destruct button, so that would last about five seconds, only guy with a shot is Hellboy, unless there happens to be any metal in his hand. Edited August 6, 2013 by John Hancock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Magneto can also surround himself with a magnetic force shield and fly. I'm pretty sure Vader's suit is some kind of poly plastic type armor. His bionics are metal though I'm sure. Not only that but Magneto could just pull all the solder from the electronics and watch Vader suffocate. That stuff's magnetic right? Anyway Vader doesn't stand much of a chance against the Master of Magnetism. As for Hellboy, Magento would convince him that's he's a mutant and not an extra dimensional demon and recruit him to the Brotherhood where he would be used to further protect you. Some additional good ones for the list would be Lobo, Preacher, Doctor Doom and Darkseid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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