The Beltster Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Whats this "Batman and Superman" business...thats "Superman and Batman". Superman always first people, always first!!! F*ck Batman. As for Flash, anybody remember that TV series from years ago? Oh man...that was horrendous! The Flash was so roided I'm surprised he could move, let alone move really fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Yeah, a The Flash tv show will surely fail. No doubt in my mind. Batman is a mortal human and he beat the shit out of a godlike alien on more than one occasion. He can have his name first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beltster Posted July 31, 2013 Author Share Posted July 31, 2013 He cannot have his name first. His best mate is called Dick. F*ck him. Batman couldnt beat Supermans meat, let alone the shit out of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 As for Flash, anybody remember that TV series from years ago? Oh man...that was horrendous! The Flash was so roided I'm surprised he could move, let alone move really fast. Yeah I do, I think Sky One had it back in day, it was so bad it was good :lol, http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/the_flash-show_7151.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 He cannot have his name first. His best mate is called Dick. F*ck him. Batman couldnt beat Supermans meat, let alone the shit out of him. [video=youtube;REoeisDkr_I] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beltster Posted July 31, 2013 Author Share Posted July 31, 2013 The dude has only gotten the upper hand through the use of Kryptonite or deception and trickery. Faking his own death, using armour, setting traps and so on. Batman literally cheats every time and even then he's never beaten the MOS. Let's be honest, I could kick any mans ass on Earth if I had a shotgun and he was unarmed, same thing here. We are talking straight up, one on one, Superman would wipe Batman out with one of his farts! Batman indeed...and yeah, we're arguing about which fictional guy would beat another fictional guy....thats pretty special! :lol http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-776.png http://data.whicdn.com/images/14855402/Batman-na-na-na-na_large.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 We are talking straight up, one on one, Superman would wipe Batman out with one of his farts! Superman is pretty much immune to all human disease so... yeah, I don't think he would get gas. I bet he could put his lips together and make lawnmower noises that would wipe Batman out though. Yeah, no way Batman could take Supes on one v one but that would never happen 'cause Batman is too smart to fight him one v one. He crushes Kal El erry'time with time to plan but we all know this. Plus Broose is rich and gets all the bitches. He even gets boys in tight shorts. Why? 'Cause he's motherf*cking Batman, that's why. Batman indeed...and yeah, we're arguing about which fictional guy would beat another fictional guy....thats pretty special! :lol You forget this is a professional wrestling website? :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beltster Posted July 31, 2013 Author Share Posted July 31, 2013 I think we can wrap this whole thing up by agreeing on the 100% undeniable fact that Batman is a turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 If it moves this topic back to The Flash and how shitty that tv series is gonna be than so be it. Batman is a turd, A turd that can kick Superman's ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beltster Posted July 31, 2013 Author Share Posted July 31, 2013 A turd nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beltster Posted July 31, 2013 Author Share Posted July 31, 2013 A turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 A big bad bat turd, yes. That wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beltster Posted July 31, 2013 Author Share Posted July 31, 2013 Thats awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 YOU LIKE TOO MUCH STUFF! :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Hancock Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Bringing everything back, didn't Green Arrow even beat Superman in Dark Knight Returns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRM Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Meh, Thor got taken down by Hawkeye in his film. This is a guy whose basically a God getting taken down by somebody whose just really good with a bow and arrow. EDIT, Actually I may of gotten that wrong. I'm going to have to re-watch Thor now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 (edited) Yep. Kryptonite arrow. Lobo even beat Superman's ass IN the Fortress of Solitude so bad that Supes had to climb into a mech like robot so Lobo wouldn't kill him. Also, Lobo was completely drunk off his ass. Also also, Lobo didn't even need Kryptonite. Edited July 31, 2013 by Maxximus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beltster Posted July 31, 2013 Author Share Posted July 31, 2013 (edited) Superman! Superman! Superman! Damn, he's so tough, nobody beats his ass! What a guy. Batman spends years getting punked by the Joker, Superman takes care of him in 2 seconds with one punch. Open handed! Yay for the toughest super hero eeeeeeever. http://abload.de/img/original8fue9.png Edited July 31, 2013 by The Beltster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Batman has rules. Superman has killed before on more than one occasion. That means Batman is a better moral person as well as the Kryptonian Asskicker. F*ck this. New Thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsrchris Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 (edited) You can even get a statue of Hulk kicking Superman's butt: http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx286/dsrchris/wip30_zps20b92d9f.jpg Edited July 31, 2013 by dsrchris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Colossus seems to be saying, "How do you like that, tovarisch!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Batman Vs. Superman - Who Wins? (Now with Poll) New thread. This one with a poll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beltster Posted July 31, 2013 Author Share Posted July 31, 2013 Superman no doubt has a bigger pecker than Batman too, which makes him more of a man and generally tougher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Poll added. Go vote k, fanbitches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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