Wrestling Drinking Game Rules

[dsrchris 190]

Drink every time a Diva slips a nipple.

[DC 536]

If anyone wants a new drinking game, try a sip every time Cole uses some variation of "[insert object/tactic] is legal" during a gimmick match. Drives my mother nuts.

 

Combine that with the JBL Drinking Game (shot for every "one of the greatest of all time!") and you'll probably enjoy Raw a lot more. Or develop liver disease.

If we're going with JBL, then it's a drink every time he says (or says a variant of) -:

 

"We fight on Friday nights."

"Wrestle like you're in someone else's body."

"We're going a clubberin'." - During a Sheamus match

"Greatest upset in Wrestlemania history."

[Maxximus 353]

Every time Sheamus Fellas.

 

Every time 1-800-Fella.

 

Every time Alberto Dorito smiles.

 

Every time Dorito looks like he has to poop while calling for the armbar.

 

Every time ref bump.

 

Every time JTG cameo.

[Guest John Hancock]

I already drink whenever Sheamus "Fella"s, but that's just to numb the emotional pain.

[Maxximus 353]

Omega must drink every time Cena talks to the camera during his entrance.

 

Also everyone every time Cena says the champ is here; the laziest catchphrase in all of wrestling.

[Guest ScottyB]

When JTG gets fired, one shot for every month of employment.

[Maxximus 353]

http://i.imgur.com/FkwI8Rv.png

 

 

Give or take.

 

That's death. That's all of us dead or diabetus if fired.

[Guest Eddie]

Me and my buds played a drinking game watching the Ric Flair definitive collection before mania, a swig for every Woo (the swig extended depending on the length of the woo) finish the drink every time he mentions being a wheeling dealing, kiss stealing son of a gun or Dusty Rhodes.

 

I woke up nekkid on my kitchen floor cradling a bucket filled with what i believe to be my own urine.... I do love to party

[Guest Jimmy Redman]

Every time someone talking in the ring is interrupted.

 

Every time someone cuts a promo backstage and the camera lingers afterwards while they stare into the distance.

[Guest John Hancock]

Every time Michael Cole has to round up a segment jarringly quickly because someone f*cked up a cue and now they don't have time to end it properly.

[DC 536]

If Teddy was still the GM -:

 

• Any time he came out and stopped a melee at the start of the show to then announce a tag match for main event
  
• Any time he came out and stopped a heel in their tracks by making them face the UN-DER-TA-KER!
  
• Any time he said "Holla!"
  
• Any time he said "Ya feel me, playa!"

[Guest Jimmy Redman]

I figured we can take a whole heap of suggestions and if we get enough good ones I'll put an official (drink) set of rules together for anyone brave enough to take them on?

 

Alternatively, if people want to live longer (or live), someone with artistic talent can cobble them into bingo cards, like Booker T Bingo.

[Maxximus 353]

That's an awesome idea.