Guest Reno Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Lobo Next For Guy Ritchie Feetal's gizz, it's the main man! With Sherlock Holmes wrapped and due in cinemas on Boxing Day, it's time for Guy Ritchie to move onto his next project. That project, according to Variety, will be DC Comics' psycho sci-fi biker bounty hunter Lobo: last Czarnian (he killed all the others) and all round cigar-chomping bastich. Lobo was created in 1983 by Keith Giffin and Roger Slifer, primarily to satirise ultraviolent Marvel characters like Wolverine and The Punisher. The joke was largely missed though, and Giffen has lamented that Lobo ultimately became the "violence posterboy" in the early 90s, especially thanks to the stonking mini series by Alan Grant and muscle-loving nutcase Simon Bisley. The thing about the Grant / Bisley iteration though, is that its damn funny. If any Lobo storyline is worthy of a movie version, it's the one where Lobo finds he isn't the last of his race after all, because his hated pearled-and-twinsetted history teacher is still alive. His bounty will be earned if he gets her back to base undamaged, and what results is a fast-moving road/space-trip, featuring copious destruction, general mayhem, and karaoke. Akiva Goldsman is producing for Warner Bros however (along with Joel Silver and Andrew Rona), and what we are apparently looking at here is an Earthbound story in which "Lobo teams with a smalltown teenage girl to stop four fugitives bent on wreaking havoc". With a PG-13 rating. A PG-13 rating. For a Lobo film. *Sigh*. So currently, it's sounding a bit Ghost Rider and a bit Masters of the Universe. BUT, Ritchie is nothing if not a great visual stylist, and Holmes would appear to be a decent demonstration of some mainstream action chops, so it could be that there's something here after all. And of course, the casting will be everything. This is live action "with a strong emphasis on visual effects" so it's entirely possible that the lead will be mo-cap enhanced in some way. But still, who do we think is reasonable casting for a seven-foot, chalk-skinned, mascara'd maniac with arms as thick as his waist? Who gets to wield the chain? Source: Empire So Lobo's up next, but as a PG-13? Sounds like bad news for The Maxx. While I'm not a reader of any of the Lobo comics myself, I know of them, and something tells me that it just wont work as a PG-13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus 353 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! :evil PG-13 will not work for Lobo. How is he supposed to punch peoples faces off, or beat someone to death with their own arm? Will he even be able to get completly drunk and beat the crap outta Superman? I'm boycotting this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dante Spears Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Well, The Dark Knight got away with a PG-13 despite being...well what it was. Might be a hindrance but not necessarily the death of the movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus 353 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Lobo is way more brutal then anything that was in The Dark Knight. Blood, gore, hookers and booze do not a PG-13 rating make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul 584 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Pff. Lobo got beat up by Wolverine and by Judge Dredd. :lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus 353 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 That was alt. reality stuff. Lobo would kill those guys in real life.. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul 584 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 In real life its down to which will paper cut the other more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxximus 353 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Lobo is printed on some pretty thick paper. Thick and indestructible! :lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nemesis Enforcer Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Pff. Lobo got beat up by Wolverine [HIGHLIGHT]and by Judge Dredd[/HIGHLIGHT]. :lolWell thats not really fair because everyone would get the same outcome from a fight with Dredd :lol Never heard of Lobo so would go into this movie blind so may well be being made for people like me who won't compalin its not violent enough as we know no different Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul 584 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Its true, Dredd even battered the hell out of Batman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MojoPogo Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Its true, Dredd even battered the hell out of Batman! Judge Dredd. The Hulk Hogan of comics.:lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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