Who Do You Suspect?

[TPIB 62]

With all these allegations about steriod (yes, the dreaded "s" word that I hate to use when discussing wrestling) usage in wrestling and everyone saying, "oh he's on steroids", etc. I decided to post some pictures and discuss if you think the given wrestler is on steroids. I thought about including TNA wrestlers, but TNA is not the one under the microscope at the moment (lucky them, but they may be next). Let's start off with the WWE Champion, John Cena:

 

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/wwecsh88/ACena.jpg

There is really no way you can look at this guy and honestly say that he's not on steroids, in my opinion.

 

And yes, that picture would be what Cena looks like when a drug test tests him positive for steroids ("What? Steroids?")

 

Well, how about SmackDown's Main Event 'Animal', Batista:

 

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/wwecsh88/ABatista.jpg

Much like Cena, there is no way Batista is clean. Yes, that too would be Batista's reaction to testing positive.

 

Speaking of jacked up guys who's IQ is the same as their shoe size, let's look at the former ECW World Champion, Bobby Lashley:

 

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/wwecsh88/ALashley2.jpg

This guy is as jacked as pretty much all the guys at bodybuilder shows (and Arnold Schwarzaneger...............er, the Governator of California).

 

 

 

I'll edit some more in later, feel free to post your own.

[Guest Christof]

Spud's on Steroids. Nuff said.

[Fidel Cashflow 130]

This again? A vast, VAST majority of wrestlers use steroids. And, in the WWE, it has to be in the 95% range.

[Guest dpddave]

with the exception of maybe 7/8 guys,there all on them to some degree

[Guest Dave7g]

Yes, yes and yes. Turns out that Benoit may have been dealing the roids that he got from the Doc, hence the 10 month supply every three weeks.

 

I find it insane that Lashley, Cena and Batista were the ones the went over and pushed hard on this weeks TV, considering the circumstances. If there ever was a time to push a smaller guy like Punk up to main event scene it was this week, and no, best to push the Roided up meatheads.

[DC 536]

Speaking of jacked up guys who's IQ is the same as their shoe size.

I wouldn't say Lashley or Cena are stupid, not by a long stretch. Not everyone who is hugely muscled is of low-intelligence, much the same way that not everyone who wears glasses is an intelligent nerd.

[Guest SuperKick Kid]

 

I find it insane that Lashley, Cena and Batista were the ones the went over and pushed hard on this weeks TV, considering the circumstances. If there ever was a time to push a smaller guy like Punk up to main event scene it was this week, and no, best to push the Roided up meatheads.

 

Not to mention Punk has the perfect gimmick/lifestyle in a crisis like this.

 

A Straight Edged Champion would be good.

[Guest Danny Styles]

hmmm who's on steroids?

 

Cena, Lashley, Tista, Masters, Lance Cade.... basically about 95% of the roster

[King 277]

If everyone is found guilty can Horswoggle get the belt so?

[Guest Dave7g]

Viscera eats giant chickens that are injected with steroids, so he's screwed too.

[Dead Crow 370]

It's a shame that Gregory Helms is probably on steroids. I'd like to see him get a push if we have to push smaller guys. Not that it'll happen - smaller guys on top = bad for business, and WWE can't afford to lose more credibility as it is. So let's scrap the silly little Punk = main event idea (midcarder for life), and let's concentrate on at least weeding out the guys who are far too jacked upon roids to not make the company look bad in its current issues.

 

So that's Lashley, Batista, Snitsky, etc.

 

Looks like our WWE main event is gonna be Cena, Mark Henry and Great Khali for the next few years. Sounds good to me.

[Guest Jung]

It's a shame that Gregory Helms is probably on steroids. I'd like to see him get a push if we have to push smaller guys. Not that it'll happen - smaller guys on top = bad for business, and WWE can't afford to lose more credibility as it is. So let's scrap the silly little Punk = main event idea (midcarder for life), and let's concentrate on at least weeding out the guys who are far too jacked upon roids to not make the company look bad in its current issues.

 

So that's Lashley, Batista, Snitsky, etc.

 

Looks like our WWE main event is gonna be Cena, Mark Henry and Great Khali for the next few years. Sounds good to me.

 

To be fair Drav if Lashley, Batista had to go, so would Cena. He's not as badly roided as them, but he's hardly Mr.Clean either.

 

Plus smaller guys on top doesn't necessarily bad for business. I mean Austin wasn't huge (yet still roided) and well we know the rest. Same with Flair. Nobody's saying cruisers are the only wrestlers around now are they?

[TPIB 62]

I personally don't think that Snitsky is on steroids, though I may be being naive.

 

For the record, when I made the comment about jacked up guys being stupid, I was referring to Batista & Lashley, not Cena & Lashley.

 

 

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/wwecsh88/1ASnitskyMexicali.jpg

[Guest The Great Ahmar]

I personally don't think that Snitsky is on steroids, though I may be being naive.

 

For the record, when I made the comment about jacked up guys being stupid, I was referring to Batista & Lashley, not Cena & Lashley.

 

 

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/wwecsh88/1ASnitskyMexicali.jpg

 

Snitsky has way to much back acne to not be on Roids.

[etz 78]

I'd point out here that, while these guys are all enhanced, it isn't necessarily roids. Plenty of other stuff will do this, just ask a pro bodybuilder. HGH, Creatine and a load of other drugs all have a similar effect to steroids in terms of muscle mass and definition.

[Guest The Beltster]

Snitsky is as roided up as anybody I've ever seen, and Cena is on steroids, HGH and so on without question. Without seeing a urine test I'll not say 100%, but 99.999999999" should do it, and common sense should tell anybody really its 100% :lol

 

Look at the guys triceps and nipples, really gives it away without even having to look at the rest of his body, which is swollen solid.

 

Oh, and Khali is obviously 'enhanced' too, so lets quickly remove him from main event standing.

 

As for CM Punk, while he is really a midcard-4-life kinda guy, everybody would have said the same about the Hitman and HBK when Hogan and Warrior were on top, it only takes a steroid scandal to change all that, and it just so happens we are looking at one square in the chops. Punk would never draw money as a main event, neither did Hart nor Michaels, but he might get his run if WWE really are forced to push out their big guys.

 

Wouldnt be the first time.

Edited July 6, 2007 by The Beltster

[Guest dpddave]

Looks like our WWE main event is gonna be Cena, Mark Henry and Great Khali for the next few years. Sounds good to me.

 

these guys take as much steriods as anyone one else in the company and more than most im sure....

[TPIB 62]

Snitsky has way to much back acne to not be on Roids.

 

Well, he's got extremely yellow teeth. Does that mean he smokes?

[Guest Christof]

Well, he's got extremely yellow teeth. Does that mean he smokes?

 

That just means he's minging.

[Guest Sean69]

I don't want to sound funny when i say this but what about Triple H and Vince McMahon they look like they have been on steriods yes i like triple h only cause he's with HBK as the DX im glad DX is back together :)

[Guest Slim Jim]

Triple H and Vince, yes definately.

[DC 536]

these guys take as much steriods as anyone one else in the company and more than most im sure....

I don't think Mark Henry is on steroids. I think he's just a big, strong guy. Remember the fact that this guy represented his country in the Olympic Games, and featured in many other strongman contests where steroid use is illegal.

[Guest DarkMatchJobber]

I think Jim Ross is on steroids,the guy goes into violent rages at the announce table every five minutes over things as tame as an illegal pin or ref bump :lol

[Burakiosaurus 129]

and over fruity skittles

[Guest Dave7g]

I don't think Mark Henry is on steroids. I think he's just a big, strong guy. Remember the fact that this guy represented his country in the Olympic Games, and featured in many other strongman contests where steroid use is illegal.

 

Funny that, I think of him as a big fat guy.