Feel sorry for this guy!

[Guest The Great Ahmar]

Woman jailed for testicle attack

 

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

 

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

 

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

 

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

 

'Pulled hard'

 

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

 

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

 

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

 

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

 

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

 

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

 

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

 

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

 

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

 

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

 

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

 

Credit: BBC.com

 

Oh man I feel sorry for him. I was very tempted to name the title of this thread Knob job gone wrong :P

[Joey Asbo 45]

It leads me to wonder, what the heck was he doing sitting in his underpants amongst all his friends?!

[Guest The Crippler]

2 and a half years!?!?

 

She should get life for that!

[Guest FreeSpirit]

The woman is clearly nuts (no pun intended), who should've got a lot longer than 2.5 years. Ripping off someone's testicles because they resist your advances is absolutely ridiculous.

[Guest frednut]

i think you've all missed the main point of the article.

 

she tried to eat it!

[Guest FreeSpirit]

I saw that bit Frednut, but the ripping it off in the 1st place is probably the worst bit of all of this. After that nothing she done would've surprised me.

[Guest frednut]

Riping it off could have been her way of getting revenge, but trying to eat it proved she's mental.

 

i think they should let this women loose on paedophiles and sex offenders.

[Guest dpddave]

I find it kinda kinky.....

[Guest The Beltster]

Damn thats harsh and I'm kinda curious as to how she managed to rip it off without use of some sort of item. I mean I've engaged in some seriously vigorous activity down there and never pulled one off! :lol I will be more careful from this day forward.

 

On a side note, a couple years ago we were playing footie and my friend Barry got his sack trod on with studs, and one of his two veg was hanging out, it was one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.

[Guest frednut]

I'm having meatballs for tea.....don't think i can stomach them now after reading this today.

[Guest Kanenite]

Ah that's pretty sick. I feel really sorry for the guy! Can't imagine the pain he went through. Sick woman tried to eat it aswell, can't help but laugh though at she choked on it :lol

[Guest The Genetic Jackhammer]

Its usually something else they be choking on :lol

 

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

 

Damn she must have pulled really f'n hard did she hook it with the back of the hammer and really had an all mighty 'tug' at it :eek

[Guest Nemesis Enforcer]

Damn she must have pulled really f'n hard did she hook it with the back of the hammer and really had an all mighty 'tug' at it :eek

Nah it wouldn't take much to rip them off, they are not attached too tightly at all

 

Think of it this way, to rip an ear off it takes approx 7lbs of force, testicles are about as securely attached as an ear :eek

[Guest Twig]

Crazy bee-yotch. That's not cool. NOT COOL!

[Guest Ravenmark]

Oh man I feel sorry for him. I was very tempted to name the title of this thread Knob job gone wrong :P

 

or Hand Job gone wrong? :good222:

[Guest Al Stevens]

god if i ever met him i would have to change my expression of farting to something other than "Dropping a bllock"

 

poor git

[Guest Taki]

Ouch poor sod.

 

You are all disgusted she tried to eat it yet if it was still attached and she put it in her mouth thats known as foreplay so its no different.

 

But ewww evil cow thats mean, although I can't say I've done much better I kicked a boy in the nads and it dissapeared went so far up he had to have it removed because it was no longer connected but that was becuase he'd just hit me over the head with a plank of wood.

 

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[Guest ahsatan]

Ouch poor sod.

 

You are all disgusted she tried to eat it yet if it was still attached and she put it in her mouth thats known as foreplay so its no different.

 

Actually, I think it's a huge difference! Having a person use their mouth on an intimate part when it's still attatched is slightly different to when it's been ripped off! The fact that she put it in her mouth after tearing it from his body is psychotic.

[Guest frednut]

But ewww evil cow thats mean, although I can't say I've done much better I kicked a boy in the nads and it dissapeared went so far up he had to have it removed because it was no longer connected but that was becuase he'd just hit me over the head with a plank of wood.

 

bit of an over reaction to say the least.