Guest Craig Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Stolen from SomethingAwful, and it's supposedly from the Observer. Dave Madigan, a former WWE writer, and writer of the movie "See No Evil" starring Kane; said in a recent online interview (hosted by Keith Lipinski) when he was writing the movie that Vince had suggested a scene showing Kane masterbating his 36 inch penis. Madigan, in a room with a bunch of other people including Vince, was the only one to speak up and nix the idea. Stupid Madigan. If they had a scene with Kane stroking his 36 inch penis, that movie would have been the very definition of making money. Especially since it was 36 inches. 40 would have been overkill, and 20 wouldn't have been enough. 36 is just right. Man, I'd love to know how Vince's mind works. Anyway, here's some more news for some of you to bitch at or whatever. Especially the Cena/Killings thing. I hope it's debate reaches Cena/New Jack levels. If something has already been posted, then just ignore it. Teddy Long has been told he will remain a General Manager. Because it would require a full house show schedule, Vickie Guerrero can not accept the role of General Manager due to the fact that she is raising three kids by herself. Vince still wants to keep Vickie as an on-air character. Shane Helms is targeting April of 2008 as his return date to WWE. Dustin Rhodes and Kamala were originally booked to be on the recent Saturday Night's Main event show taped in Toronto. They were scheduled to be in an 8 man tag match featuring Goldust, Kamala, Shannon Moore, and Kane vs Umaga, Viscera, Doink, and Kevin Thorn. Dustin had to cancel for various reasons (prior booking, bad back, etc). WWE had asked Dusty Rhodes, a WWE employee, for help on the situation with his son but he declined saying he did not want to mix business with family. When Vince got word of Dustin backing out, he decided they would not use any non contract employees on the show, which is why Kamala did not appear. Although plans are likely cancelled now, WWE was set to give Dustin a full time contract for his Goldust character to be a major heel on Raw due to lack of depth. MVP's real name is Alvin Burk. Hasaan Asaad is the Muslim name he used in prison. Even though he practiced the religion while in prison, he does not talk about it now. MVP has a tatoo of Malcom X on is chest and WWE covers it up with the outfit that he wears. Regarding the John Cena & Ron Killings airport confrontation reports; a lot of people in WWE believe had they actually gotten into a fight, Ron Killings would have won. And had that happened, Vince would have been hugely upset because an undercard wrestler beat up his champion. This goes without saying that Cena would have legal charges against him. All the what ifs had many thinking a public relations nightmare. Most in WWE believe that Vince has never looked at Batista quite the same after he lost a real life backstage fight to Booker T. Had it not been for Dusty Rhodes' influence, it is believed that Batista would not have gotten the title back last year. Chris Benoit is likely to be moved to Raw in the draft. Danica Patrick recently refused to do a GoDaddy.com commercial with Candice Michelle. The two were slated to be standing back to back repeatedly saying, "I'm racier", with Michelle saying it more sexier each time. There are no hard feelings between the two as Candice was invited by Patrick to the Indy 500. There was a suggestion within WWE that Paul Heyman be brought back to manage a heel to propel that wrestler to main event level. Vince was said to be lukewarm to the idea but those closest to him are against a Heyman return. Vince McMahon wants his referees to be more like UFC referees. Vince is aiming for the refs to regain the respect they once had in the old days, and not be viewed as comedy characters as they are today. The plan is to start calling DQ finishes when they see rules broken. They want to do less referee bumps (refs getting knocked out). There is even talk of the refs calling stoppages when a wrestler can not continue. Internally, WWE knows the fans of today will boo these finsishes because it is not a clean finish and not the wrestling they know. They are hoping to change their minds. This idea was brought on by the recent popularity of UFC, and could be killed at any time based on Vince's reputation of going back and forth with past decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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