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What has been the best backhanded compliment you've ever recieved and heard?

 

Mine was a few years ago, after I'd, um, been with a lady and got up to go to the loo. Now, I'm comfortable in my skin, so have no problems walking around naked. Anyway, I go to the loo, come back and get into bed again. We start chatting about various things, as you do, when she turns to me and says, with no hint of malice, "You know, for a fat guy, you have a tight arse."

 

Felt good and bad at the same time with that one.

 

 

As for best I've heard...it was at the bus stop about three weeks ago. A girl (no older than 19), was talking to her friend about her latest conquest. Her friend asked how he was in bed, to which she replied, "Not as good as his dad, but he does smell nicer."

 

I don't know how I didn't burst out laughing, but I couldn't look up for the six minutes it took the bus to come.

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As for best I've heard...it was at the bus stop about three weeks ago. A girl (no older than 19), was talking to her friend about her latest conquest. Her friend asked how he was in bed, to which she replied, "Not as good as his dad, but he does smell nicer."

 

I don't know how I didn't burst out laughing, but I couldn't look up for the six minutes it took the bus to come.

 

Your a much better man than me because i'd be on the floor laughing my arse off if i heard someone say that. :lol

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The best one is when i highlighted my hair and it went wrong and my friend said Your hair looks great, well its different anyway!!!

 

The best one i heard was it was sooo big well that size really !!! think you can tell what we were talking about. It was sooo funny the guy we were talking about could not understand why all the girls in the office were laughing everytime they saw him. :D

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You laughed at a guy for being sooo big? Thats a strange response I must say.

 

Best compliment I ever had was "you have a really nice Roman nose, was it always like that or just after you've broken it?" my response "I've never broken my nose" Oh....

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Lol I'm confused, someone says its soo big but you laugh at him cause its quite small?

 

Or am I missing something>?

 

It's like me saying you're sooooooooooooooo attractive. ;)

 

(Note: That's an example, don't kill me please.)

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Lol I'm confused, someone says its soo big but you laugh at him cause its quite small?

 

Or am I missing something>?

 

It was his ego that made it worse as he was crowing to all his mates that it was huge and the girl was showing the actual size behind his back which made everyone laugh.

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I'd do Christof before a guy like Alstevens :P

 

Nimf to myself and MG a couple of evenings ago, complimentary indeed!

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I heard a guy go up to a girl once and say "I have the best joke ever - you'll laugh your tits off at it" then he looked down at her chest and saiud "Oh, you've already heard it"

 

Shouldn't laugh, but she deserved it... she was a grade 1 bitch

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I heard a guy go up to a girl once and say "I have the best joke ever - you'll laugh your tits off at it" then he looked down at her chest and saiud "Oh, you've already heard it"

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, that's awesome! :lol

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I'd do Christof before a guy like Alstevens :P

 

Nimf to myself and MG a couple of evenings ago, complimentary indeed!

Hang on, wasn't it more like "I'd EVEN do Christof before a guy like Alstevens"??? Making it that tad bit worse...:)
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