DC 536 Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Taking the idea from Craig's t-shirt thread, who do you think should be next to get a midget? I want Vince to get a midget....imagine the possibilities with promos, with a "little person" doing that walk. A midget "firing" Jim Ross, who wouldn't like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MastersGonads Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Taking the idea from Craig's t-shirt thread, who do you think should be next to get a midget? I want Vince to get a midget....imagine the possibilities with promos, with a "little person" doing that walk. A midget "firing" Jim Ross, who wouldn't like that? Have you had Nimf in you ear :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Genetic Jackhammer Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 yes a Vince Midget would be class. Others I would like to see would be a JBL Midget who harrases Mitchell Cole and of course a Great Khali midget :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul 584 Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Like I said before, what a great way to get Khali over asa face if he dressed up as Rey and rey came out as his midget. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slim Jim Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 On the OVW 400th episode, the fat commentator got himself a midget. It was hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Great Ahmar Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 On the OVW 400th episode, the fat commentator got himself a midget. It was hilarious. It was indeed. But it was Kenny Bolin, anything is hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Craig Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Vince McMahon needs a midget. It will save the world. Wars will come to an end. There will no more hatred. No more global warming. No more pollution. No more evil in this world. People would all come together and hug. Animals would hug one another. Blind people would be able to see. We need a world where Vincent Kennedy McMahon, the Doctor of Hardcore, the Genetic Jackhammer, King of Extreme, has his own midget. I'd like to live in that world. And I hope the rest of you would also like to live in that world. No crime, no wrongdoing, just glorious, glorious, harmony. All from a man......and his midget. That is beautiful. It'd be like Finlay and Hornswoggle, only much, much more awesome. And that's technically not even possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steve O Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Orton would be superb imagine an arrogant little ladies man doing the pose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Craig Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 A midget Benoit chopping the hell out of MVP would be crazy. Benoit w/ midget vs Finlay w/ midget. Now that's money. They could both pick up the midgets and swing them like baseball bats at one another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SuperKick Kid Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Let's see, we've seen Midget Goldberg, Booker T, Spirit Squad, Bret Hart, Finlay, Boogeyman, who else? And as for who needs a midget version of themselves? That's quite obviously The Undertaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slim Jim Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 If Big Show was still there then they could have hired Super Porky to be his midget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul 584 Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 And as for who needs a midget version of themselves? That's quite obviously The Undertaker. Been done. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steve O Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Been done. :P JBL is great aint he! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Craig Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 If Big Show was still there then they could have hired Super Porky to be his midget. SUPER PORKY RULES!!!!!!!! From his MySpace. http://www.myspace.com/elsuperporky ANY TAKERS OUT THERE LET ME KNOW, I HAVE MONEY AND A SEXY BODY, I USALLY GET WITH SUPERMODELS, BUT I CAN MAKE A FEW EXCEPTIONS. OH AND................ ARRIVA LOS RUDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EL SEXY SUPER PORKY Current mood: horny QUE PASO MIS LOCOS, ESTE ES MI PRIMERO BLOG!!!!!!!!! ARRIVA LOS RUDOS!!!!!!! Y VIVA SUPER PORKY And he is friends with Mr. T and Vida Guerra. Now back on topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SuperKick Kid Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Been done. :P Must have missed it. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steve O Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 SUPER PORKY RULES!!!!!!!! From his MySpace. http://www.myspace.com/elsuperporky And he is friends with Mr. T and Vida Guerra. Now back on topic. wasnt Super Porky like the tallest midget ever he was like 5 ft 7 and on his myspace it says he is 183 cm which is 6 ft aint it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC 536 Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 Have you had Nimf in you ear :lolShe said you and here were talking about midgets in chat, so she asked me who should be next to get one. I almost said Kane (in fact I did), which would be cool....but then it hit me; Vinnie Mac w/Mini-Mac is box-office gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyndorf 389 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Randy Savage also had a midget - a MACHO midget. Instead of "Dig it?" he used to say "Mid get"...or at least he should've. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Twig Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Isn't midget considered a derogatory remark? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Craig Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Probably, but it makes me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyndorf 389 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Isn't midget considered a derogatory remark? Shut up, midget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adam Gill Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 I would pay money to see Umaga and Mini-maga wrestle Finlay and Hornswoggle. An even better idea would be a Vince Russo-booked, Umaga versus Finlay in a Midget On A Pole match. To satisfy Russo, you could have Hornswoggle holding a bottle of Viagra, and Mini-maga holding a Pinata as well! I actually think that the match could draw 29,001 to Madison Square Garden, breaking the record set by Kevin Nash and Bob Backlund. :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MojoPogo Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Mini Kennedy has to happen. Complete with mini mic and squeaky Kennedy quoting......I'd say a mini Orton, but no doubt he'd just RKO him.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Laffy Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Must have missed it. :P August 12 2004 - Jbl brings out midget Taker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King 277 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 I think Midget's should have there own religion,I would convert then:lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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