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Guest Craig

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Now I understand that the merchandise in my first post may not be for everyone. Some of you may not be a fan of the midgets. Perfectly understandable. Maybe you're one of those types that likes fat Samoans that tape their thumbs. If that's the case, then have I got something for you!

 

Ever have that problem where you don't know how to spend your money? Or how about that problem where you want to let the world know that you sir, are an Umaga fan? Well then buddy, I'm here to help. For just $28.00, you can be the proud owner of THIS

 

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/6393/w00779xtn7.jpg

 

Yes sir, what better way to show your appreciation for the Samoan Bulldozer then by having his face all over the front of your torso? Exactly. Order yours today!

 

(PS - I don't know why I'm doing this please help thanks in advance)

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I like WWE are moving away from all the T-Shirts being black. While wearing a shirt (A Defoe shirt by the way) in the style of both of them there very comfortable to wear. That Umaga one does like decent.
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Are you one of those rebellious Jesus-worshiping Christian types? Well THIS is most definitely for you.

 

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6204/42110xqz9.jpg

 

What better way to show your appreciation for God, than by wearing a shirt that represents a group whose motto is SUCK IT? That's right kids. Tell God to suck it, for only $25.00.

 

Also, The Boogeyman is now a model.

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7128/39011xnp4.jpg

 

Sexy.

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Hey you! Are you cool? I'm serious. Are you cool? Carlito sure is cool! And now you too can be cool like Carlito, by buying this ONE OF A KIND shirt!

 

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1389/04029xga2.jpg

 

It's the epitome of cool. The horrible looking anime design; the loads of green apples; the half eaten green apple being used in place of a C...It's all cool when it comes to this Carlito shirt! Buy yours today! Made out of 100% cotton! And for you American patriotic types, although the shirt is imported, it's screen-printed in the US.

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Are you an annoying mother****er with about 20 dollars to waste? Then buy this shirt.

 

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8895/13343xsi8.jpg

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What is considered the most creative and breath taking shirt in WWE history: the DAMN shirt. Never has one word been so powerful and meant so much. Perfect for all occasions, from graduations, to funerals, to 6 year old birthday parties, to a day out on the beach. Buy yours today. And why you're at it, buy one for all your friends, and hell, why not an extra for yourself? You can never have enough DAMN.

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Ok, this is bullshit. I don't get paid enough to do this.

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Ok, this is bullshit. I don't get paid enough to do this.

 

YOu know how wrestlers often wear their own t-shirts to boost sales or whatever? I'd bet Johnny boy could bring the numbers up on this baby if he made the Great Khali, Umaga, AND Vince tap out simultaneously while he wore it.

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Midgets are great because they're a rare sight and you can always feel better about yourself when you stand next to one (I'M A F'N GIANT!!!!!) but don't make them angry because being midgets they're unbelievably fast and bite hard.

 

When will we get a Miz shirt or the eagerly awaited Great Khali shirt with his face molded onto the statue of Ganesh the Indian god.

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What is considered the most creative and breath taking shirt in WWE history: the DAMN shirt. Never has one word been so powerful and meant so much. Perfect for all occasions, from graduations, to funerals, to 6 year old birthday parties, to a day out on the beach. Buy yours today. And why you're at it, buy one for all your friends, and hell, why not an extra for yourself? You can never have enough DAMN.

 

I actually have one of those shirts. Not by choice, mind. I won it as a prize for being completely awesome at WWE Fantasy. Yeah, of all the possible shirts and other merchandise they could have sent me, my prize was DAMN. Lucky me.

 

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8062/06179xjq8.jpg

 

Ok, this is bullshit. I don't get paid enough to do this.

 

That is fantastic. :D

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Ok, this is bullshit. I don't get paid enough to do this.

 

Ohh my, Wolverine and DraVen must already have this lovely John Cena t-shirt. :P

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Craig my girlfriend wants a Carlito shirt but she wants one made for girls do you know if this is possible.You definetly should work for shopzone.:good222:
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Craig my girlfriend wants a Carlito shirt but she wants one made for girls do you know if this is possible.You definetly should work for shopzone.:good222:

Well my friend, unfortunately, I have not found any. However, I did find some Carlito related merchandise your significant other should adore!

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http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/3761/04009xmz4.jpg

 

Now, as we all know, women love cute, cuddly things. It's in their genes. (Not jeans. We all know what's in their, ey fellows? EY FELLOWS?! You know what I'm talking about) Well what better way to give her a treat, then by giving her this one of a kind, CARLITO BEAR! Never again will you sleep alone as long as you have this Carlito Bear by your side! And take note of the detail. The classic Carlito shirt, the apple, the man boobies, all done for your personal enjoyment. Buy yours today! WARNING: Do not eat the apple if you are allergic to cotton.

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http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/8039/04003xce6.jpg

 

How many times have you heard your lady say the words, "I hate my hair"? Countless I'm sure. Well, now you have a way to help ease her pain, my friend. With this Carlito Afro! From now on, when she's having a bad hair day, just simply give her this, and her frown WILL turn upside down. And not only that, but it will also up her cool factor by an insane amount! Fits on most heads.

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