Disastrous Dates.....

[Guest MojoPogo]

And i dont mean dried fruit incidents of any kind. Anybody been on any particularly fubar dates, for whatever reason, comical, just plained doomed from the start or horribly blown?

 

With all the whinging about the weather (wimps!) i felt a change in tack was necessary (??), so lets here some awesome anecdotes!

 

Failing that some funny stories will do fine.....

[Guest MastersGonads]

Oh dont get me started....

 

I went on a blind date once, for Dinner round at a girls house....

 

It ended promptly after I found nappies by the side of the toilet....

 

And yes....they were her's

[Guest Laffy]

Went out with my best friends little brother, was doomed from the start as although he was quite good looking I had grown up with the boy since I was five and he was two. As he is the same ages as my liitle brother just saw him as another brother, walking in and seeing him lose his viginity in a tent on a Roman Catholic Camp only adds to the memories and increased the chances of failure. We are still friends though.

 

Also if you do not want to lose your current bloke never go on holiday with three exs and your current squeeze never works trust me!

[DC 536]

September 11th 2001 was a bit of a bummer.

[Paul 584]

Yeesh, even I didnt want to do that joke as it was so crap! :P

[Burakiosaurus 129]

hmmm ... can't think of any disastrous ones, just where the girl was so boring i started thinking of outlandish topics of conversation to cajoul a response out of her. like talking about strawberry farming and the re-production cycle of dinosaurs... shocking

[Guest The Phenom Billz]

I could name a few but they weren't that disastrous it was just the fact that we didn't have much in common and had little to say to each other really no matter how much i tried.

[Guest MojoPogo]

Worst ever? Out on a hot date, she drops her keys, we both bend down to get and.....CRACK.......busted wide open! Stitches for both of us......luckily, she saw the funny side.

[Guest Amy]

I got invited round a guys house, he spent ages cooking us a meal but didn't realise I'm allergic to spicy food. My mouth started swelling up and he had to drive me to hospital and wait 2 hours for me :D.

 

It wasn't that bad, we're together now so maybe he just poisoned me. :D

[Guest MastersGonads]

Went on a date to a pub with a young lady.....

 

With every round, we bought she had two packets of Bacon Fries....Once we had got to 8 packets I decided enough was enough....

 

Went to the toilet and phoned my flatmate and agreed for him to ring me and say there was a problem...and I would hang up and carry on the conversation....

 

Sat down, and he rung...Excellent! I answered hung up...and pretended there was problem with the house.....

 

Only the stupid idiot phoned me back so here I am speaking to a ringing phone....

 

She twigged and stormed out!

[Guest Anime Otaku]

That was probably Karma for the other girl. :P

I've never been on a date, at 25 thats pretty disasterous.

[Ryan 188]

Went out with my best friends little brother

 

Please for the love of humanity say your a girl, please, i beg you, i'll pay you to say your a girl.

[Guest Inno]

Went on a date with a girl, got on great, ended the night with a kiss, at which point she was promptly presented with a pint of cider by some of my friends. The whole thing was a bet... *sigh*

 

Went on a date with a girl to Glasgow, by the end of it she was seeing my best mate...

[Guest MojoPogo]

Or went on a date, was going famously, and was getting "close" when i got up to go to the toilet and promptly got a slap in the face. Turns out i was getting hot and heavy with her minx of a twin......this was of course, in my younger, non one metric tonne days. Ah, the memories!

[Guest Laffy]

Please for the love of humanity say your a girl, please, i beg you, i'll pay you to say your a girl.

 

Don't worry i am, another date went skate boarding on a double date quite funny actually none of us had boarded since we were about 10 but as we were quite drunk decided it would be ace to skate down the largest ramp, lets just say we all wiped out went to hospital, i cut my head open and needed 15 stiches, my date broke his arm and leg and the other two had concussion and various broken bones. Actually it was pretty great but never saw the bloke again apparently asking him if he wanted to go kite surfing next was a complete turn off. Moral of the story Never Board when you are drunk

[Guest Twig]

Can't say I've ever had a disatrous date. They've either had happy endings( ;) ), or just been boring.

 

we were quite drunk decided it would be ace to skate down the largest ramp, lets just say we all wiped out went to hospital, i cut my head open and needed 15 stiches, my date broke his arm and leg and the other two had concussion and various broken bones.

 

 

SHE'S HARDCORE! SHE'S HARDCORE! SHE'S HARDCORE!

[Paul 584]

Please for the love of humanity say your a girl, please, i beg you, i'll pay you to say your a girl.

 

Why? Man love makes you uncomfortable Mr P?

[Guest Ravenmark]

Why? Man love makes you uncomfortable Mr P?

 

I've heard you need to sit on a cushion afterwards....:good222:

[Guest Nicole]

I don't think I've actually done proper dating. Sounds fun, free meals and everything.

[Guest Laffy]

Where i am going wrong is i tend to go on dates where there is sport involved ie skating, canoeing, bowling then on to cinema, kite surfing so have not done the sit down meal jobby as i think things could get boring quickly, also has anyone had that fight with thier date as they insist on paying for everything, sorry but it is the 21st century girls can pay or go halfs.

[Guest MojoPogo]

Where i am going wrong is i tend to go on dates where there is sport involved ie skating, canoeing, bowling then on to cinema, kite surfing so have not done the sit down meal jobby as i think things could get boring quickly, also has anyone had that fight with thier date as they insist on paying for everything, sorry but it is the 21st century girls can pay or go halfs.

 

I think im in love! :sml7:

 

But seriously, i cant believe more people havent been on dates. Or maybe the whole concept is old fashioned......

[Red05 343]

I've gone out with girls my fair share of times, but thankfully nothing disastrous has ever happened. Although there was one time me and this girl went for a walk, and the heaven's REALLY opened up. If she had just been wearing a white shirt...

[Guest Chriscare]

I'm renowned for having the worst dates.

 

The worst however was a couple of years ago, she seemed like a reasonably normal girl at the time, we went out on a date, she started talking to her food, was swaying all over the place after half a bottle of WKD, she told me about all the guys she's fancies, and at one point she took out her key ring, with hundreds of keys and keyring on it, and proceeds to give me the back story for each and every one. Oh and she cried prior and after sex :S

[Guest Ravenmark]

What constitutes a date these days?

 

In the past, at work for example, I've asked a girl to go out for a drink after work - does that constitute a date?

 

Or does it have to be pre meditated? ie prearranged meal etc?

 

Pfft. I don't know.

 

Anyway, my first 'date' (if it was a 'date', we'll skip the complexities) with my wife was pretty awful. I was at Brannigans and the Vengaboys (THE VENGABOYS) were playing....

 

Need I say more?

[Guest Jung]

I'm renowned for having the worst dates.

 

The worst however was a couple of years ago, she seemed like a reasonably normal girl at the time, we went out on a date, she started talking to her food, was swaying all over the place after half a bottle of WKD, she told me about all the guys she's fancies, and at one point she took out her key ring, with hundreds of keys and keyring on it, and proceeds to give me the back story for each and every one. Oh and she cried prior and after sex :S

 

Lol I'm loving the fact you clearly thought she was mental throughout the date yet still went ahead and had sex with her. Brilliant