Some Facts

[Guest The Man Beast]

1.111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

2.The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

3."I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

4.A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

5.The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. 6.Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

7.Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

8.More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

9.If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

10.Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

11.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

12.TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

13.If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction

14.The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

15.Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world.

16.The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.

17.Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.

18.Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

19.Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

20.Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors

21.Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

22.Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

23.Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

24.If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

25.The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

26.On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

27.The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

28.A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

29.The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

30.Polar bears are left-handed.

31.Butterflies taste with their feet.

32.Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

33.An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

34.Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

35.Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

36.The average secretary's left hand does 56% of the typing.

37.A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

38.The longest one-syllable word in the English language is

"screeched."

39."Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

40.Almonds are members of the peach family.

41.There are only four words in the English language which end in "- dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

42.A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

43.Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

44.In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time

displayed on a watch is 10:10.

45.A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

46.The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

47.The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

48.The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

[Guest Sav]

26.On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

There is no way that's a fact.

[Guest The Man Beast]

49.Sav sucks

[Red05 343]

50. The Man Beast doesn't know what a fact is.

[Guest The Man Beast]

50. The Man Beast doesn't know what a fact is.

 

That hurt man....That hurt :(

[Guest Sav]

49.Sav sucks

51. I take that back because I know that Sav is better than me in every way. I bow down to Sav and I bow down to Ralphus.

[Red05 343]

That hurt man....That hurt :(

 

52. Ray is sorry. :)

 

53. Ray lies a lot, particularly when it comes to saying sorry and meaning it.

[Guest The Man Beast]

51. I take that back because I know that Sav is better than me in every way. I blow Sav and I blow Ralphus.

 

 

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[Guest A.C.]

2.The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

 

Urban myth isn't it?

 

8.More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

 

Definate myth.

 

18.Our eyes are always the same size from birth' date=' but our nose and ears never stop growing.[/quote']

 

Same for your "old fella" too, isn't it? I mean it keeps growing - it's not the same size from birth...

 

36.The average secretary's left hand does 56% of the typing.

 

E, S T, A are pretty popular letters I guess.

[Guest The Man Beast]

53. Ray lies a lot, particularly when it comes to saying sorry and meaning it.

 

 

Kill Ray vol 1

 

Sav

 

 

Russ

 

 

Ray

 

 

MrFill

 

 

DraVen

 

[Nimf 324]

A.C-the spider thing is apparently true, but it's just an average and it goes for those tiny little spiders that you cant see too...

 

Some of those were ace-some were disconcerting mind you...

[Guest MrFill]

11.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

North America.

South America.

 

Sorry, but they begin with N & S, but end with A.

[Guest Miss T]

I always thought there were seven continents,

 

Europe, Africa, Asia, Australasia, America, Antarctica and The Arctic.

 

I'm sure that America is just one continent.

[Guest MrFill]

I always thought there were seven continents,

 

Europe, Africa, Asia, Australasia, America, Antarctica and The Arctic.

 

I'm sure that America is just one continent.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continent

7 continents: Antarctica, South America, North America, Europe Asia, Africa, Australia

The Artic is NOT a continent as it's got no solid ground, it's only ice.

[Paul 584]

3."I am." is the shortest complete sentance in the English language

 

Me?

[Guest MrFill]

If?

On?

OK.

Hi.

 

There are MANY more.

[Red05 343]

Agreed. Oh, there's another one. :D

[Paul 584]

not really, it has more letters. :P

[Guest MrFill]

Oh.

 

There's another good one. :D

[Guest Wolverine]

No.

 

We could do this all night. :)

[Guest Craig]

1.111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

I knew this already. So far I'm unimpressed.

2.The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

So? I ate a spider this morning, and I'm fine, I'm sitting here, I'm jumping around.

3."I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

Duh. Is "duh" not a complete sentence? It probably isn't. It must not be. :terminato

4.A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

I did not know this. Don't really care either.

5.The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896.

No. The shortest war in history was the confrontation in WCW backstage between Haku and FINLAY.

6.Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

HA! Like I said, Haku/FINLAY.

7.Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

YES. That. Is. Awesome.

8.More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

More people are killed by FINLAY than by donkeys annually.

9.If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

If you keep a light on in a dark room, it won't be dark anymore.

10.Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

It is because they are lying.

11.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

My name does not end in the letter it started with.

12.TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

You can type kinky with one hand.

13.If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction

Oh it would end. Just give me FINLAY, a midget, and a shilelagh, and it would end.

14.The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

Yeah, just like mom, did, dad, and boob.

15.Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world.

Did you know there are billions more that don't share the same birthday as me?

16.The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.

FIND ME THIS WORD.

7.Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

This. Is. Still. Awesome.

17.Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.

I have more vocal cords than that and you don't see me bragging.

18.Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

HAHAHA! YOU GUYS HAVE BIG EARS!!!

19.Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

So, where's the film?

20.Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors

So did I!

21.Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

I know, that's why I wore kneepads.

22.Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

Coffee is dangerous if you inject it into your eyes.

23.Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

The other 1,999,999,999 will live to be 120 I assume?

24.If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

You did not need to tell me this. I guess you'll remember it when I hit you with an atomic bomb!! HAHAHAHA! :terminato

25.The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

Yeah, so? I have a water gun that can shoot it 50 feet. Can I use that as a heart?

26.On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

The average person is stupid. Everyone else fears FINLAY.

27.The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

I think all weight lifters should look into this.

28.A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

I CAN! HAHAHAHAHA! :P

29.The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

ANTS DRINK BEER?!

30.Polar bears are left-handed.

But I'm right-handed.....

31.Butterflies taste with their feet.

So do I!

32.Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

I can't jump....

33.An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

So is wyndorf's......

34.Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

I'd love to know how someone found this out, and why did they have the urge to put rubber bands in the fridge.

35.Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Yes, and the others are fire and explosives.

36.The average secretary's left hand does 56% of the typing.

What if they don't have a left hand? HUH! THINK OF THE HANDICAPPED!

37.A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

What about female sharks?

38.The longest one-syllable word in the English language is

"screeched."

What about Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo?

39."Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

:terminato

7.Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

Still. Awesome.

40.Almonds are members of the peach family.

I am a member of the Murdoch family. Ok, I'm not, but I wish.

41.There are only four words in the English language which end in "- dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

Stupendous!

42.A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

But their ear is no toungue.

43.Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

No, they just have stretch marks.

44.In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time

displayed on a watch is 10:10.

............

45.A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

Oh ok. Wait, what?

46.The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

I bet it still can't see John Cena.

47.The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

God bless that chocolate bar.

48.The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

What about Donald Trump?

49.There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

There are also 336 dimples on your face!! HAHAHAHAHAHA I crack myself up.

[Guest A.C.]

For a sentence to be truly complete you need two parts - a subject and a predicate. Doesn't mean that "I!" can't be considered correct but it's not a complete sentence.

[Paul 584]

Yeah?

[Guest Jimmy Redman]

If?

On?

OK.

Hi.

 

There are MANY more.

 

I think it has something to do with how a COMPLETE sentence needs at least a subject and a verb or something. I'm not quite sure, but it does need more than one thing.

[Paul 584]

So if its not a sentance then what is 'Yeah' or 'A1'? Or 'So?'