Guest The Man Beast Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 its your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. you put him off a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he apporoaches you. He asks you if your afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but its the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply whinin your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him a bit more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wating to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give away; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and askes you if its too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins goin in and out with skill but you are now to numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you fell something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you lay panting,glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly,tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.. You smile and thank your dentist. After all , it was your first time to have a tooth pulled out. naughty, NAUGHTY! what were you thinking ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul 584 Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 Im sorry, I thought this was the humour forum. That made me sad. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ahsatan Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 Ewww, that made me cringe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FreeSpirit Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 That was great Man Beast :thumbsup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Great Ahmar Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 What a twist at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A.C. Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 Man Beast - are you on the "Musty Old E-mail Jokes Thru the Ages" mailing list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Man Beast Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 Man Beast - are you on the "Musty Old E-mail Jokes Thru the Ages" mailing list? Why yes i am:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kanenite Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 That was good but it sucked because with TOOTH in capitals I knew what it was gonna be :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yoyo Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 I saw it coming without looking down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nimf 324 Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 I hate dentists... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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