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It's Friday night, I'm just back from the pub and I'm not tired enough to go to bed. So I'm turning to TWO to amuse me. Here's your challenge for tonight, members of this internet forum!

 

Use Google image search, or files saved on your own PC, to give me the picture I request. The competition closes at 1am UK time (an hour from now), by which I'll probably fall asleep. The winner gets a free name change and custom title for as long as they like. Or until I get sick of seeing it and change it back for you.

 

YOUR TASK:

 

Find me as many pictures as you can of goats and monkeys in the same picture. They don't need to be alone, there can be other animals, but all pictures must feature goats and monkeys together. You cannot alter these images, other than reducing the size of them to fit the page. If you need a place to host your goat and monkey pictures, use http://www.imageshack.com to do it. You need to PM me the links to all of your goat-monkey pictures, but I will only accept one PM per person, so ONLY SEND YOUR PM WITH THE LINKS WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED AND ARE SURE YOU CAN'T FIND ANY MORE. Also, you can use this thread to discuss the competition, but don't post any direct links here or you're helping your opposition.

 

BEST OF LUCK TO ALL CONTESTANTS AND LET'S GO FIND SOME GOAT MONKEYS

 

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It has come to my attention that I did not specify whether they had to be real life goats and monkeys, or whether I will accept drawn alternatives. To be fair, I am specifying that all monkeys and goats must be actual animals which are real monkeys, and real goats. No false goats or counterfeit monkeys will be accepted. They must be the real deal, and have been photographed by someone who was once looking at goats and monkeys together at the same time.

 

http://www.cas.buffalo.edu/classes/eng/willbern/Shakespeare/plays/Othello/images/monkeygoat.jpg

 

THIS WOULD NOT QUALIFY AS A VALID ENTRY IN THIS COMPETITION

 

Notice how the goat has been drawn by an artist, and did not really exist. Pay attention to the picture showing that the monkey was also drawn by hand. Or maybe it was painted, I am no good at art. But the key thing is THESE WERE NOT REAL GOATS AND REAL MONKEYS. They did not eat goat food or monkey food. They did not sleep among other goats and monkeys. They only exist in this picture, and while it breaks our hearts to realise this goat and this monkey will never experience the love of another goat or monkey it is important for the sake of this competition that this is ruled a counterfeit monkey and false goat. You must consider that if this was a real situation the sound of the planes flying overhead would most likely scare the goat and he would try to get away from the noise, sending the monkey spinning into the air. No one wants that and thankfully the picture is not an accurate description of what would really happen should a monkey sit on a goat while planes fly overhead. There also appears to be building blocks under the planes but I don't understand why. Maybe it is some kind of play area for the counterfeit monkey and false goat to play in and the army is jealous or something so they sent planes to bomb it. I DON'T KNOW YOU WILL NEED TO EMAIL THE ARTIST FOR MORE INFORMATION. All I know is that I cannot accept these as a real goat and a real monkey. They also appear to be standing beside the great wall of China, which means they are foreign goats and monkeys. But I am not a racist and I welcome all nations of goats and monkeys and I will not hold that against them should they be Chinese. For all I know they could even be tourist goats and monkeys on a trip to see the landmark on the day the planes fly by.

 

Thank you for your patience with this area of doubt and I wish you all good luck in your endeavour!

 

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15 MINUTES TO GO KEEP YOUR ENTRIES COMING IN

 

We already have someone in the lead, so you will need to pull off an extra special feat to win the prize. Do you have what it takes?

 

I will edit all of my posts into the opening one after the competition is closed OK so don't moan about me not using the edit button I AM TRYING TO RUN A COMPETITION HERE I HAVE PRESSING MATTERS TO WORRY ABOUT

 

Good luck and best wishes!

 

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Also I will unsticky it but maybe I will do that before it ends because it seems to be at the top of the page and everyone ignores the first few threads because they're usually rules and junk that you know already BUT THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THIS HAS A PRIZE AND GOATS AND THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA SO PAY ATTENTION BUSTER

 

Tell your friends to take part if they want but they need to be a TWO member because I am only an admin here so I can't very well change their username on the Spice Girls forums or where ever your friends post because I don't think they would trust me there I never even bought their songs

 

But I did watch their Pepsi adverts ENTER NOW TIME IS RUNNING OUT

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CHRIS2K IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME has anyone ever told you that maybe you should read the rules and not submit pictures of FALSE GOATS AND COUNTERFEIT MONKEYS WHEN TOLD NOT TO???????????????????

 

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Look I'm sorry if I lost my temper there I didn't mean to hurt feeling it's just nearly over OK so I've got a bit of a short fuse I have things to do and tallies to count up which is stressful

 

Enter now because you only have 2 minutes or so, SO PM ME WITH GOATS AND MONKEYS

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OK you know what wiseguys it's easy to sit here and make fun and take cheapshots but I'm the one who has to do the work so maybe you should cut me a little slack I'm trying my best and it's not rigged and it's not stickied any more

 

But I think I'm going to extend the deadline for the people who haven't had a chance to send in their entries yet because I think one hour was far too brief a period for the competition to run and only a few people sent me goats and monkeys and one person only sent one picture of a goat and a monkey which is frankly an insult to all I stand for if you think you'll only win with one picture!

 

So I dunno maybe I'll get more entries tomorrow and I can close it sometime then. Now I'm gonna edit this thread to look nicer and go to bed and maybe when I wake up there will be more entrants with pictures of goats and pictures of monkeys for me to look at

 

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OK now it's prettier and in order I added little lines which make it look more professional like an email from a lawyer. The new deadline is SATURDAY AT 10PM UK time of course because I bought my watch in Britain. You have a lot more time to spend your weekend looking through Google Image Search for pictures of goats and monkeys together and then PMing them to me. But please do not send me photos of false goats and counterfeit monkeys because you are only wasting your own time! So you have an extra day to spend your weekend looking for appropriate pictures and then if you win I can give you a prize like a custom title or a name change or change the name of someone you don't like. Oh and the people who have already entered can PM me again if they find more goats and monkeys on their travel on the world wide web information superhighway and I'll add it to their current total.

 

I wish you good luck in your entries and see you tomorrow

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Are you going to display everyone's picture? Much like Tony Hart's art show used to?

 

That would be cool

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Yes I will critique and display each goat and monkey picture for the sake of the art although I do suspect some people are not taking this competition as seriously as I am!!!!!

 

But thank you to everyone who has entered with good intentions you are truely a friend of the goats and the monkeys.

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I'm trying my best and it's not rigged and it's not stickied any more

 

I just noticed this. This comment proves that this contest WAS rigged, but not anymore. I think we've all been had.

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You don't have long left to enter so I suggest you do so as soon as possible if you want to win the prize and even if you don't well you can still enter for fun I guess but you'd have to be pretty sad and pathetic to do that I mean who would say no to a prize it's like looking a gift horse in the mouth but in this case the gift is not a horse because the postage and packaging would be too expensive for me to handle and I have bigger things to worry about in this day and age than worrying about where to get enough stamps for a horse to send to you.

 

What I'm trying to say is that I'll announce the winner soon AND IT COULD BE YOU IF YOU HAVE ENTERED if you haven't entered you will not win because that is how competitions work. Why is that, you might ask. Don't ask me. v:)v

 

Haha look it's like he's shrugging his shoulders awesome!!

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No I think you will find he is trapped by two bowls which both have two prawns in them

 

Also he is happy so I guess he likes prawns

 

BUT THIS IS NOT A COMPETITION ABOUT PRAWNS if you are looking for a competition about prawns well I guess you'll need to go elsewhere dirtbag because I'm running a competition to do with goats and monkeys and there is only 35 minutes left to enter THAT IS NOT A LONG PERIOD OF TIME I don't have to spell it out for you OK enter now maybe you don't like me maybe I don't like you but we can put our problems aside for a greater cause. That is the plight of the goat and the monkey and their relationship together it is important I get your pictures soon so you can win and maybe go up to some friends and say hey I just won a competition on the internet and got this sweet name change

 

Some people might like that and be impressed by that so you never know what could happen if you enter! Please do so now thanks to all and best wishes for entering

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I gave up on this within 5 mins...!

 

Dont you have any sticktoitiveness

 

its like the story of the tortoise and the whale. The tortoise falls asleep so the whale tries hardest and ends up winning the race, and when winter comes the tortoise has eaten all his nuts and his house is in poor shape so he asks to stay with the squirrel.

 

Don't you see what I'm trying to tell you IT WILL BE WORTH IT IN THE END SO ENTER PLEASE NOW

 

Also I think a badger was involved somehow

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How about an MSN Paint of MY PENIS

 

I think you're confused about what I am asking for maybe you should read the rules again unless you are stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Tell me though what is MSN Paint? It sounds to me like you tried to be funny and failed NOT FOR THE FIRST TIME YOU WALLY tell me how does it feel to mess up a joke and confuse programs like MSN and MS Paint. Because I bet you feel STUPID AND SO YOU SHOULD

 

Enter now because unfortunately all good things come to an end in life and time is drawing to a close not on life itself but on this competition (and also your life if you do not enter!!!!!!!!!!)

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Leave your Mexican buddies out of this OK

 

Also all of your posts will be deleted after this competition is finished

 

Also you suck (you too if you don't enter the competition!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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OK TIME IS UP NO MORE ENTRIES WILL BE ACCEPTED

 

While I tally up the votes the people who entered can discuss the competition here. What was your strategy? What methods did you use? Did you learn anything.

 

CHECK BACK HERE SOON FOR RESULTS THIS WILL BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE TWO CALENDAR

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OK TIME IS UP NO MORE ENTRIES WILL BE ACCEPTED

 

While I tally up the votes the people who entered can discuss the competition here. What was your strategy? What methods did you use? Did you learn anything.

 

CHECK BACK HERE SOON FOR RESULTS THIS WILL BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE TWO CALENDAR

 

I sent you 8 pictures but you didn't get them because you are a massive FOGOTRON.

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