Worst Pickup Lines

[Guest Bluestiger99]

Ok, so what are some of the worst pickup lines you've heard, used, or had used on you? I'll post a couple of mine once I have the time.

[Murph 93]

"Hey, let's dance."

 

It always takes the girls back...

[Guest Gothic Angel]

The worst ones ive heard and my freinds have had:

 

1. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I am the only one talking to you!.

2. so you wanna f*ck.....(insert dramatic pause here) ing drink or what?

3. I lost my phone number can i have yours?!!

4. Are your legs tired because youve been running threw my mind all day!!

5. Im like an eminem baby, i dont melt in your hand, i melt in your mouth!!.

6. Nice legs what time do they open?!

7. *drunken slur* My mum says im a real catch!!

Edited May 1, 2006 by Gothic Angel

[Guest Slim Jim]

Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

[Guest Hemme]

Meh, never been one for pick up lines, they just come out too cheesy, just prefer striking up a conversation with a girl, rather than try to throw a cheesy line out.

[Guest LUKE]

The worst ones ive heard and my freinds have had:

 

1. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I am the only one talking to you!.

 

Ha ha i love it:xyx

Edited May 2, 2006 by MrFill

[Red05 343]

I've gone up to some random woman, yes woman, before and said bluntly, "D'you wanna do it with me?"

 

Didn't work. BUT, she looked me up and down, now it could of been out of digust, but I think she's was considering! :xyx

[Nimf 324]

The worst one i've ever had used on me was the classic "did your dad take the stars from the heavens and put them in your eyes?"... I actually laughed so hard, i almost choked on my drink... The poor guy just sloped away...

 

Only one that ever worked? "you're beautiful" then he walked away... I followed him!

[Guest Inno]

"Hi, I'm John Leslie..."

[Guest Anita Bonghit]

How about "Are you wearing space-pants? 'Cuz your ass is out of this world!"

:roll

 

heheheh 'space-pants'??WTF?? :lol

[Nimf 324]

How about "Are you wearing space-pants? 'Cuz your ass is out of this world!"

:roll

 

heheheh 'space-pants'??WTF?? :lol

That IS scary...lol

[Guest Anita Bonghit]

only served to make me laugh unfortnately :D

[Nimf 324]

Which is never encouraging for a guy... Why DO guys do it, can any of you lot on here answer that for me? Not many girls seem to use chat up lines, it seems to be a guy thing...

[Guest MrFill]

Some really BAD ones:

 

Guy: 10 ton penguin.

Girl: What?

Guy: Just thought I'd say something that'd break the ice.

 

 

So, your face or mine?

 

 

*wipe face off with hands*

Just clearing you somewhere to sit.

 

 

Why DO guys do it' date=' can any of you lot on here answer that for me? Not many girls seem to use chat up lines, it seems to be a guy thing...[/quote']

Because a girl only has to say one thing - Yes!

 

I've seen it used on a friend of mine (a rather good looking guy) - this girl walked up and just said "Yes". He looked at her and said "what?", she replied "You wanted to know if you could take me home - the answer is yes". So he did. :P

Edited May 2, 2006 by MrFill

[Guest Anita Bonghit]

I read an article on pick up lines once, apparently the most successful ones are the ones that aren't 'closed' questions, resulting in simply a 'yes' or 'no', but open-ended ones like 'what's your favorite pizza topping?' which will hopefully lead on to an actual conversation...still can't see it working meself :lol Edited May 2, 2006 by Anita Bonghit

[Guest MrFill]

I have to try this one, just to see the reaction:

Hey, I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, then I'll move up to your belly button.

[Nimf 324]

I know how i'd respond to a line like that... Something along the lines of *slap kick slap punch* And then I walk away...

[Guest MrFill]

OK, how about:

Guy: Excuse me, you look like my second wife.

Girl: How many wives have you had?

Guy: Just one.

[Guest Mandy]

OK, how about:

Guy: Excuse me, you look like my second wife.

Girl: How many wives have you had?

Guy: Just one.

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i hate that pick up line...its been used so many times.

[Guest The Crippler]

A girl came up to me in the pub the other week, totally out of the blue and just went "Whats your favourite band?", I answered then she walked off. Me and my two mates just looked at each other. Then she came back again later and started asking me more random questions. It's the first time I've ever been chatted up in a pub. But it worked for her. :lol

 

Having said that, any chat up line would work on me if she was hot. She could say "I think you are absolutely atrocious lookin, fancy sticking yer tongue down me throat?" and I'd go for it.

[Guest Hemme]

Only one that ever worked? "you're beautiful" then he walked away... I followed him!

 

Yup, & it doesent get classed as a chat up line either. I've found the more you compliment & casually chat to a girl the better it feels, it shows your nice & actually want to get to know the person rather than trying to jump straight into bed with them.

[Guest Bluestiger99]

This is the worst pickup line I've ever heard.

 

Girl, I'm thristy and you smell like Gatorade.

 

If THAT doesn't get you laid, nothing will!

[Guest Hemme]

This is the worst pickup line I've ever heard.

 

Girl, I'm thristy and you smell like Gatorade.

 

If THAT doesn't get you laid, nothing will!

Whats Gatorade? :?

[Murph 93]

Try "one up the bum, no harm done :D"

 

I haven't, but Ricky gervais has...

[Guest MojoPogo]

Ok, and im preparing for a MAJOR slagging for this.....the only "chat up line" that EVER worked for me was (after taking about 9 f'ng hours to pluck up the courage) approaching the lady in question, going to make a compliment and....taking the biggest, shiniest, reddest beamer the world has ever seen, and well, for want of a better word, had to go outside! She felt so sorry for me she followed me and we got it on. See? Theres hope for all random blushers out there!