Invent a headline......

[Guest MojoPogo]

Ok, here's how it goes. Given Mr Rooney breaking "that metatarsal" again, i want people to come up with ridiculous, funny, or just bizarre tabloid style, hysteria stirring headlines. the more outrageous or cheesy the better.

 

Here's my lame ass cobbled up attempt......

 

Roo-nay way you can win the cup now!

 

OH THE HUMANITY, that was bad......:D

[Red05 343]

No Way-ne in hell now!

 

That's what you tried i think. :)

[Guest MojoPogo]

No Way-ne in hell now!

 

That's what you tried i think. :)

 

Ha ha! You'll be a headline writer for the sun yet! Doesnt have to be about Rooney by the way, it could be about the England job or whatever.

 

somthing like......Fanci-Phil? No, just farcical!:D

[Red05 343]

England Gaffer - A job to Phil.

 

The World Cup: Is Owen G-owen?

 

England will Roo-le.

[Guest Wolverine]

"Kicked To The Curb" (Curbishley resigning)

 

It would fit a lot better if he'd been sacked but there you go.

[Guest The Great Ahmar]

"Owen, Beckham, Rooney whos next David James" -Pretty poor but a punt at James cause he is crap.

 

"Menagive Teddy a call"- England need a good striker now

 

"Big Phil: 5 Million a year, Your having a laugh"- Big Phil turns down that offer

 

"You can have all the secataries you want Sven, just win the World Cup"

 

Thats all i could think of

[Red05 343]

"Scolari doesn't want to Phil Sven's boots."

[Guest MojoPogo]

"Scolari doesn't want to Phil Sven's boots."

 

Thats really good!!!!:xyx

[Guest Russ]

Why even bother trying when the pros do it best?

 

http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/9313/toss2tt.jpg

 

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/7595/hmmm1vd.jpg

[Red05 343]

No shame in being beaten by the best. ;)