I downloaded porn and all I got was this lousy virus *Adult content*

[Guest TatSamBong]

:help

Well, i was downloading some Pornography(as you do) of limewire Pro. i watched it(good film: Playmate of the apes) but after i had watched it, i decided to go back on the internet to download some more. when i opened internet explorer, i found that the xxx toolbar had installed. i have tried using all the spyware programs etc and nothing has cleared it. this is a problem, as many people use this computer such as my parents and siblings. It may look odd with a 15 year old with a xxx toolbar downloaded and loads of porn adverts popping up. ive got nothing wrong with this, its just i dont want to get in trouble. any help would be appreciated in helping me remove it.

[wyndorf 389]

System restore is your friend. I assume you know how to do it.

[Guest Nicole]

Stop masturbating and do your homework

 

Love mom

xxx

[Guest A.C.]

Three words for you:

 

Ha. Ha. Ha. :lol

[Guest Kanenite]

Have you tried Control Panel? I've been there where things have installed themselves on the computer so just check it in case you already haven't.

[wyndorf 389]

Three words for you:

 

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. :lol

 

But that's four words......

[Guest Dickie Hyde]

Stop masturbating and do your homework

 

Love mom

xxx

 

Lol, beautiful Nicole! :lol :worship

[Guest Mr Dragon]

a Edited December 17, 2006 by Mr Dragon

[Guest A.C.]

But that's four words......

 

*Memo to myself: Insert a joke to do with eyesight*

[wyndorf 389]

*Memo to myself: Insert a joke to do with eyesight*

 

Can I borrow that memo? ;)

[Guest yoyo]

Wow. Your pretty much f*cked.:thumbsup

[Guest Inno]

But that's four words......

 

Technically, it's one word repeated... ;)

[Guest The Crippler]

Good old TWO. Always have been a sympathetic bunch. :D

 

I'd suggest not downloading so much pornography and just use the imagination when cracking one out. That's always a better method.

[wyndorf 389]

Technically' date=' it's one word repeated... ;)[/quote']

 

Ah, but when spoken aloud the sound of each word can be changed........hmmmm......I'm clutching at straws. Our game of one-upmanship has just taken a turn for the worse.....for me that is. Knee to the head. BANG!

[Guest Inno]

I have an easy solution to your problem of not wanting people to see your pornographic toolbar. Much easier than fiddling with settings and the like. Simply find a can of petrol or similar flammable liquid, and a match...

[Guest MrFill]

Just make sure you have an easy-wipe keyboard and mouse as well.

 

I'd hate to use the computer after you've been "surfing". :P :D

[Guest PHIZZLE]

this has to be the non wrestling thread of the week lol

[Guest Andrew_D]

Delete it from the control panel add/remove programs. Im guessing you have shitloads of spyware so download Spybot Search and Destroy, Adaware and Ewido and run them.

 

Assuming you can still see.

[Guest Nemesis Enforcer]

this has to be the non wrestling thread of the week lol

Only of the week.... more like of the Year :D

[Guest Russ]

I have an easy solution to your problem of not wanting people to see your pornographic toolbar. Much easier than fiddling with settings and the like. Simply find a can of petrol or similar flammable liquid' date=' and a match...[/quote']

 

Inno's right, as usual. Set fire to your groin and you'll need want to look at another porno again.

[Guest MartynJ]

Andew has got it right just go to cotrol panel, add or remove programs and remove the silly program, i had the same problem with limewire last year but it wasent for porn (honest lol) but it works

 

As for your popups well there, there to stay unless you get the right program to install to remove, but be carefull some pop up blockers create more pop ups

 

But thats only from my past experieces they could be wrong but they worked for me

 

If it dosent work concider yourself GROUNDED :lol

[Guest Inno]

Inno's right' date=' as usual. Set fire to your groin and you'll need want to look at another porno again.[/quote']

 

We got to get the motherlovin' porn of the motherlovin' desktop. Sounds like a movie to me.

[Guest MartynJ]

just click on the link below and it will tell you

 

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html

[Guest Anime Otaku]

Wow. Your pretty much f*cked.:thumbsup

I think you'd find he wouldn't need porn if he was ;)

[Guest The Great Ahmar]

Problems with my Internet!

 

Well for some wierd reason when i log into the internet some porn thing pops up and logs me off the internet and it charges my phone bill will a premium number and is cost alot of money cause it doesn't disconnect for a long time. It happens at least 2 times every time i go online. I haven't signed up to no thing or looked at porn. So what is going wrong, i haven't been allowed to go on the internet at home and have to go on it for an hour at school some days?

 

Could someone please help me with what to do?