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Stink bombs are your friend.

 

As is using watering cans filled with industrial strength weedkiller to 'paint' dirty words onto people's front lawns. Not that I'v eever done that *cough*

 

Ordering pizzas for their address from a variety of phone boxes can also work.

 

Or when you get stopped in the street by the nutty religious types stop you in the street, say you're busy but could they call you up later, and give your target's phone number instead.

 

Or advertise something for sale at a ridiculous price due to going to prison and give their details.

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Bad things...bad things....bad things....bad things.....bad things.....

 

GOT IT!

 

Stink bo...*Reads post above*.....Godammit!!!

 

Hehe, hows about filling up a dustbin with water, then leaning it against there door and knocking. They run away, the person opens the dorr and has a pretty wet carpet, not to mention wet shoes, and no one likes wet shoes. :P

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Bad things...bad things....bad things....bad things.....bad things.....

 

GOT IT!

 

Stink bo...*Reads post above*.....Godammit!!!

 

Hehe, hows about filling up a dustbin with water, then leaning it against there door and knocking. They run away, the person opens the dorr and has a pretty wet carpet, not to mention wet shoes, and no one likes wet shoes. :P

 

Ray, surely you can do better than that. I suggested pulling those little subscription cards out of a bunch of magazines, and then send them to his billing address, while checking the "Bill me Later" option

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Wear a banadana with eye holes cut out and clothes that no one would expect you to wear and just to make sure jump him from behind...

 

Best way to get him back is to kick him in the nuts so hard they swell and he has to waddle for a week or even better have them drained...

 

Yes I am a violent little git on the side...

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Stink bombs are your friend.

 

As is using watering cans filled with industrial strength weedkiller to 'paint' dirty words onto people's front lawns. Not that I'v eever done that *cough*

 

Ordering pizzas for their address from a variety of phone boxes can also work.

 

Or when you get stopped in the street by the nutty religious types stop you in the street, say you're busy but could they call you up later, and give your target's phone number instead.

 

Or advertise something for sale at a ridiculous price due to going to prison and give their details.

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Well personally if someone pisses me off id like to sort it out man to man, not throw eggs at him or stink bomb his house like a 12 year old kid. Clearly if your mate lacks a set of nuts and isn't capable of this its his own problem and people will just use him as a doormat for the rest of his life.

 

Best piece of advice to give to him is to grow set of balls and sort it out like a man.

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Well personally if someone pisses me off id like to sort it out man to man, not throw eggs at him or stink bomb his house like a 12 year old kid. Clearly if your mate lacks a set of nuts and isn't capable of this its his own problem and people will just use him as a doormat for the rest of his life.

 

Best piece of advice to give to him is to grow set of balls and sort it out like a man.

 

Problem is, these days, you very rarely get a one on one, you might get the muppet, and then 15 of his "mates" jump you. Fair enough if you're big, hard or just evil enough to take those odds, but most of us cant. Hence, cheap tactics.:xyx

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Problem is' date=' these days, you very rarely get a one on one, you might get the muppet, and then 15 of his "mates" jump you. Fair enough if you're big, hard or just evil enough to take those odds, but most of us cant. Hence, cheap tactics.:xyx[/quote']

 

Thats rubbish if hes expecting you then maybe he will have a couple of mates with him but 15 mates jumping you from nowhere? i doubt it. Just confront him when you see him out and about or on his own or with a mate and sternly ask him what his problem is or using words to that effect. Most of the time the guy will shat he pants start stuttering and stumbling over his words making himself look like a jerk. On the other hand he could continue to be a cocky jerk at which point you are left with little option but to crack him one on the chin. But putting a bannana in his exhaust or a stink bomb through is letter box? For god sake you have got to be joking i would expect that of my little brother maybe but not a grown man.

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Thats rubbish if hes expecting you then maybe he will have a couple of mates with him but 15 mates jumping you from nowhere? i doubt it. Just confront him when you see him out and about or on his own or with a mate and sternly ask him what his problem is or using words to that effect. Most of the time the guy will shat he pants start stuttering and stumbling over his words making himself look like a jerk. On the other hand he could continue to be a cocky jerk at which point you are left with little option but to crack him one on the chin. But putting a bannana in his exhaust or a stink bomb through is letter box? For god sake you have got to be joking i would expect that of my little brother maybe but not a grown man.

 

Despite my age, i've never claimed to be either grown. Or a man. I have my reasons, but cant really go into them here, they're too personal. Hence, i can be a bit immature. Sheesh.:oops

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Being Valentines day tommorow, you could send person in question a valentines card from a really good looking memeber of the opposite sex.

 

Then person in question could make a cringe worthy pass at the good looking person and will probably end up looking like a fool.

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If somone had hurt a member of my family i.e killed one of them, I would, slip anti freeze into his drink at a party,alot of it, Lets just say he won't be bothering my family anymore.....

 

If he dosn't wont to cause that much damage and I hope he dosn't, he could always Key his car if he has one or send a lit firework into his bedroom window, when you know he's out. :)

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