Gothic Angel Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 What the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever heard? Recently my bestfreind said, I carnt wait to see the sequel to Titanic... :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Gringo Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Who invented sleep... And also by somebody who asked what date it was THE DAY AFTER their birthday despite the fact that they hadn't drank anything... Also when my mate asked me if I though he looked fat in his pants. One he is 25 stone and secondly... HE'S A BLOKE! What sort of question is that!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.J Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 I was watching the Grand National last year, before the race where they're parading the horses and the caption comes up with the horses name and jockeys weight etc, one of my female friends came out with "horses don't weigh much do they". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twig Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 In a press conferance with the Grateful Dead, one reporter asked: "Do you do drugs?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave7g Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 I once heard someone say "I can't wait for the new series of Joey". Scary times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Gringo Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Jennifer Aniston is happy with Vince Vaughan after Brad divorced her, and got with Angelina... Despite those two expecting a child and Brad adopting her two adopted children as well Jennifer couldn't be more upbeat... HA! YEAH RIGHT! Guess again tabloids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moobs Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Someone once said that I wasnt cool. They also said Newcastle would be playing Championship football next season. Not on my watch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jung Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 I read today Jennifer Aniston split with Brad Pitt because they were too happy. Right... Also Hulk Hogan claiming he was a billionaire in the 1980's. You made a lot of money Hulk, but not that much. Oh and a guy I knew, once said the greatest song ever recorded was Youth of The Nation by P.O.D. I never took him seriously after that. But we all know the most ridiculous things are said by Karl Pilkington, on Ricky Gervais: Politics DVD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christof Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Arctic Monkeys - 5th best album ever good old NME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenmark Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 But we all know the most ridiculous things are said by Karl Pilkington, on Ricky Gervais: Politics DVD. But Pilkington is a legend~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Gringo Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Arctic Monkeys - 5th best album ever good old NME Ah the good old NME... The trendites magazine of choice... Like metal never happened! Favourite has to be Kerrang giving Anthrax and Megadeath 5 K's for their Download performances though... They where 3 K at BEST, they where both so out of time which the reviewer failed to notice.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bisch Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Most of Hulk Hogan's autobiography Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeSpirit Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 When we were kids, me and two other mates were running for a bus. Me and one of my mates did a Linford Christie sprint to try and catch the bus, with the other trailing behind. We missed getting the bus, and by this time the bus was riding off into the sunset before my other mate had caught up with us. He then blurted out 'Did you catch it?'. WTF. He got ribbed at school for days by us and everyone we told after that for asking such a silly question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Stevens Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 I think the funnest thing i heard (or should say read) was me being called an inhuman a**hole for having a scarstic dig at the stereotype of emos.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inno Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Someone once told me I didn't look stupid. Oh how we laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Genetic Jackhammer Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 I once heard my mate say that Neil Lennon was a terrific player :eek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Crow Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 "They reckon that in the future... you'll be able to wake up and eat a yoghurt you can have a chat with." Ricky Gervais on XFM, quoting Karl Pilkington. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crippler Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 (edited) Someone once told me Hamed Namouchi will be playing in the World Cup. Oh wait. I don't know, in the place of work that I just finished in January, there was a girl called Jennifer. She's probably the thickest person I've ever met in my life and she came out with some gems. Like thinking Saddam Hussein was a country and that Osama bin Laden had been hiding in Saddam Hussein. :lol She also didn't think Tuna were fish. She also thought being from Northern Ireland didn't make you Irish, it made you English. Because, you know, Northern Ireland is in the United Kingdom and seemingly, in her world, everyone from the UK is English. There were loads and loads more that she came out with. She astounded me every day. I'll post more later if I can remember them. Edited February 9, 2006 by The Crippler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GENE Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 . She also thought being from Northern Ireland didn't make you Irish' date=' it made you English. Because, you know, Northern Ireland is in the United Kingdom and seemingly, [b']in her world, everyone from the UK is English.[/b] There were loads and loads more that she came out with. She astounded me every day. I'll post more later if I can remember them. To be honest that doesn't make you thick it makes you 95% of the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.C. Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Just spoke to a woman called Jennifer Cena. Yes, Jen Cena. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kate Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 I walked into my mates house and she had one of those yellow melons and me being me i said, "that's a big lemon isn't it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 "My dad has an underground lair which he goes down into to talk to God, because I, his son, am also the son of God, Jesus Christ." He said it with much less correct grammar, Emmanuel somebody, in Primary 3,4,5, and yes, 6, before I think he got moved to a Special Needs school in Primary 7... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beltster Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 "Hulk Hogan isnt God." Can you believe that ****? Unbelievable. That person obviously has no idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inno Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 To be honest that doesn't make you thick it makes you 95% of the world. True. I had a conversation on the phone with someone from the US at work once, and they asked where we were - I said Glasgow, Scotland - they asked me what part of London that was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popsi Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Yup ive had the old "Wales, thats in North East England right?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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