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I was just listening to that shakira song she brang out first

 

In out one of the lyrics she says

 

"Lucky for my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains"

 

I don't know about you but I've never looked at a girl with big breasts and said Are they mountains or tits? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

I always find this funny what lyrics do you find funny?

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That's a good one AC. A lot of the Smiths lyrics I find pretty funny. A lot of the time it's more the way they're sung. Some other Smiths ones I find funny:

 

Handsome Devil

Let me get my hands

On your mammary glands

And let me get your head

On the conjugal bed

I say, I say, I say

 

Is it Really So Strange?

I left the South

I travelled North

I got confused - I killed a horse

I can't help the way I feel

 

I also like You're the One for Me, Fatty by Morrissey. It amuses me greatly.

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