The many Catchphrases of JR!!!

[Edgemaster006]

I have decided to make a database of announcer's catchphrases based on the announcing stylings of good 'ol JR!!! :xyx

 

I'll start us off:

 

"He is as sick and sadistic a human being as i have ever seen"

"Dammit! Dammit! He stole one!"

"STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!! (insert any other name here)"

"Much to the chagrin of...."

"That jezzabelle!"

"That S.O.B"

"He telegraphed that one"

 

Continue!

[Ryan]

i cant believe you missed the best one..

 

"Business is about to pick up"

 

oh this one to..

 

"BAH GAWD he's broken in half"

[GENE]

" bah gawd he's gonna stamp a bah gawd mud hole in him bah gawd"

[Edgemaster006]

"______ is cooking!"

[Nemesis Enforcer]

"He's beating him like a government mule"

[Edgemaster006]

"Good God Almighty! What impact!"

[A.C.]

"This match has bowling shoe tendencies,"

[Nemesis Enforcer]

"He's got a case of the limber tail"

[Edgemaster006]

"This match has bowling shoe tendencies' date='"[/quote']

 

ROFL i am SO hoping you made that one up...ive NEVER heard that one!

[AJ Daniels]

BAH GAWD IT'S KANE!

[A.C.]

ROFL i am SO hoping you made that one up...ive NEVER heard that one!

 

It's the one he uses when a match is rubbish. The inference being that bowling shoes are not things of beauty either.

[Nemesis Enforcer]

It's the one he uses when a match is rubbish. The inference being that bowling shoes are not things of beauty either.

I thought I have heard him say it but wasn't sure, that has to be the best tho good on you for posting it!! :D

[A.C.]

Stolen from the JIM ROSS BINGO BAH GAWD game. Which I will be playing if he ever makes it back to TV.

 

'a heartbeat away'

 

'a hellacious/vile/satanic structure' (hell in a cell)

 

'an auspicious way to kick off Raw'

 

'and we aren't done yet'

 

'as God is my witness'

 

'at the top of the hour'

 

‘BAH GAWD!!’

 

'barbecue sauce'

 

'big booger red (?)' (i.e. The Undertaker)

 

'big heart' (talking about small wrestlers)

 

'bleeding like a stuck pig/hog'

 

'bowling shoe ugly / bowling shoe tendencies'

 

'bubba tough' (talking about an obese untalented man in shorts)

 

'built some momentum'

 

'business is about to pick up'

 

'busted wide open'

 

'case of the limber tail'

 

'catch-as-catch-can'

 

'charlie-horsed the leg'

 

'cheap shot'

 

'chopping some meat'

 

'combustible elements'

 

'damn / damndest'

 

'damn near broken in half'

 

'damn you straight to hell' (e.g. 'you cost Austin the title, you *******! Damn you, Helmsley! Damn you straight to hell, Triple H, you son of a bitch!')

 

'dealing with some issues/demons' (i.e. the wrestler is a drug addict)

 

'deep in the heart of Texas'

 

'disingenuous'

 

'don't think he quite got all of it' (i.e. a wrestler has just messed up a move)

 

'echoing throughout the arena'

 

'educated feet'

 

'folks'

 

'from where I sit'

 

'get it on here tonight'

 

'good grief'

 

'good God Almighty'

 

'goofier than a pet coon'

 

'government mule'

 

'hand' (e.g. 'he is becoming a main event hand', 'good job by the hands in the TV department')

 

'heinous'

 

'hellacious'

 

'hoss' (e.g. 'this Bradshaw is a hoss')

 

'I could be wrong'

 

'I'll tell you what King' (pronounced 'Keeeeeeng')

 

'in any event, up next...' (moving from one segment of Raw to another)

 

'in-DUST-ree'

 

'in my view'

 

'in over 25 years in this business'

 

'jezebel'

 

'looks like a car-wreck'

 

'more guts than brains'

 

'my God, the carnage!'

 

'not for the weak at heart'

 

'pack of (wild) dogs'

 

'quicker than a hiccup'

 

'quite frankly'

 

'restaurant quality'

 

'runt of the litter'

 

'sadistic'

 

'scalded dog'

 

'schedule / scheduled' (e.g. 'Stone Cold is not scheduled to be here tonight')

 

'scintillating'

 

'second-generation athlete'

 

'shades of the late/great' (comparing someone to a wrestler from the past)

 

'sick / sickening'

 

'slobberknocker'

 

'stomp a mud hole' (and walk it dry)

 

'stud' (e.g. 'I tell you what King, this Triple H is a stud')

 

'sure as hell' (e.g. 'they won the match but they sure as hell haven't won the war')

 

'taken to the woodshed'

 

'technically sound'

 

'that's your story and I'm sure you're sticking to it'

 

'there'll be hell to pay tomorrow night on Raw' (said at the end of every pay-per-view)

 

'they learn to fall? how do you learn to fall off a 15 foot ladder?!'

 

'through hell fire and brimstone'

 

'tougher than a $2 steak' (e.g. 'this Bradshaw is tougher than a $2 steak')

 

'truly a keeper'

 

'unlimited potential'

 

'vEE-hick-el' (e.g. 'Austin drove that vEE-hick-el right in to the arena')

 

'vertical base'

 

'vile' (e.g. 'that vile chair shot')

 

'weight issues' (e.g. 'once he deals with his weight issues, this bruiser might surprise')

 

'well over the x pound mark'

 

'who's your daddy?'

 

'young pup'

 

'you're damn right'

[Edgemaster006]

barbecue sauce

 

PLEASE tell me that's not one of his catchphrases...lol!:eek

[A.C.]

You've never heard of JR's Barbecue Sauce? It was all he'd talk about for over a year!

[Edgemaster006]

Well yeah i know....but it wasn't a catchphrase!

 

He wouldn't go "OH MY GO---BARBECUE SAUCE!"

 

though im sure he was tempted to.

[Fletch]

Say What You See, If You See it, Say It

 

Its a good Answer, But its not right

[Twig]

____ is faring as well as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

[big pau hoolinator]

The world's champion/The game is looking to phsyically dissect another opponent...

[Moobs]

"Look at the carnage!"