Paul Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Easy as, what nicknames do you hate and why? I hate: Jeff Hardy, you are NOT charismatic and you are NOT an enigma, so adding the words together isnt a good plan. Mike Sanders, Mr Above Average........thats the best you could come up with? Above Average??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christof Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Bret "The Hitman" Hart Never killed anyone or even attempted to make a hit as far as I'm aware. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 "Nature Boy". Hate it for several reasons: it's a rip off of Buddy Rogers. He ripped it off from a song. Ric's hardly a boy any more. It means nothing! Flair's not an eco warrior or anything - what the hell is "Nature Boy" supposed to represent exactly? :? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted November 11, 2005 Author Share Posted November 11, 2005 Ric's hardly a boy any more. Like Shawn Micheals isnt a Kid! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rog Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Heart Break Kid- Heart Break Man more like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 i agree with darkstar HBK isn't a kid but HBK sounds good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrFill Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 "The Animal" - George Steel was an animal with that body hair, but DAVE~! shouldn't be. "Big Sexy" - Kevin Nash isn't exactly what most people would call sexy. "Heartbreak Kid" - Shawn is in his 40's, he's hardly a kid anymore. :P "The Alabama Slamma" - Bob Holly - AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! "The Big Valbowski" - Val Venis - erm, WHAT? "The Chosen One" - Jeff Jarrett - yes, you was chosen by daddy. "The Extreme Stud" - Little Guido - he's not just a stud, he's EXTREME! Right. :P "The Hip Hop Hippo" - Albert - OK, so he's a hippo, but a Hip Hop one? "Homicidal Suicidal Genocidal" - Sabu - he's never commited suicide, nor killed a whole race - nice rhyme though. :) "The Laughing Man" - Hugh Morrus - Laughing, humourous? Get it? Nope, neither did the person who came up with the name. "Mr. Ass" - Billy Gunn - No Billy, not gay at all, honest. "Made in the USA" - Lex Luger - can we take him back and get him un-made? "The Policy" - Orlando Jordan - what the hell does that mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Would Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 I don't know if it is a nickname or not, but I don't like it when they call Mysterio, Rey Rey Michaels should not be called the heartbreak kid either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlito is cool Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 'the doctor of thuganomics' makes me shudder. God i really do hate John Cena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyndorf Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 "Sparky Plugg" owns all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beltster Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Alabama Jamma or whatever the hell they call that idiot Holly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GENE Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 "Sparky Plugg" owns all. I got to disagree there "The fat chick thriller" owns all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Franchise Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 "The Cerebral Assassin" "The Narcissist" "Legend Killer" "Red Rooster" "Ringmaster" "The Masterpiece" "The Widowmaker" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Styles Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 the prototype john cena.... yuh.. prototype for a **** wrestler.. and the show stealer alex shane.... the guy couldn't steal sweets from a blind guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoTT Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 All wrestling nicknames are ridiculous. 'Nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Styles Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 All wrestling nicknames are ridiculous. 'Nuff said. not really.. some are fitting... 'the mouth of the south' jimmy hart works the deadman for taker (pre 2000) 'the phenomenal one' for AJ works because he is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluestiger99 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Cerebral Assassin is pretty bad. HHH has never struck me as overly smart to be honest. NOr is he an assassin. The Legend Killer is another. Not only has Orton never killed anyone, but he also hasn't really killed anyones Legend status either. WEll except his fathers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Jim Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Cerebral Assassin is pretty bad. HHH has never struck me as overly smart to be honest. NOr is he an assassin. The Legend Killer is another. Not only has Orton never killed anyone, but he also hasn't really killed anyones Legend status either. WEll except his fathers. I dunno... at No Mercy he killed the Undertaker with fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 I dunno... at No Mercy he killed the Undertaker with fire. But Undertaker has been killed off so many times now that Tyson Tomko could do it and noone would really care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the HiTman Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Cerebral Assassin is pretty bad. HHH has never struck me as overly smart to be honest. NOr is he an assassin. The Legend Killer is another. Not only has Orton never killed anyone, but he also hasn't really killed anyones Legend status either. WEll except his fathers. Wasn't HHH nicknamed the 'Cerebral Assasin' because of the way he would go after one part of the body and pound away at it to get the upper hand...now that is being smart and fits very well. Legend Killer is poor but your looking way too much into the 'killer' bit - if the names were meant literally I would be worried for Ronnie O'Sullivan (for those that do not know; his nickname is 'Rocket') :D Also; people that say 'the Hitman' for Bret Hart is rubbish are mad...thats a great Nickname..it rolls off the tongue very smoothly. :P Other poor ones are AJ Styles' 'The Phenomenal one' - just rubbish and 'The Alabama Slammer' for HC Holly - hate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 (edited) "The original Playa from Himalaya" or whatever nickname is given to Sonjay Dutt. It's too long and is a mouthful to say. Edited November 11, 2005 by Murph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve V.1 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 'The Dogfaced Gremlen' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrFill Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 "The original Playa from Himalaya" or whatever nickname is given to Sonjay Dutt It's too long and is a mouthful to say. Especially since there is no one "Himalaya", they are the Himalaya mountains, or the Himalayas. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazz13 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 without question the 'charismatic enigma' is the gayest nickname in the history of the universe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrFill Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 without question the 'charismatic enigma' is the gayest nickname in the history of the universe So it fits Jeff Hardy perfectly then. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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