Raelian1 Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 As far as I know, the Raelian Movement is the only religion that demystifies everything around us. Everything has a rational explanation. For those who never heard of the Raelian Movement here's a brief explanation: All life was created by scientists from another planet, including us. The universe in infinite in time and space. Rael, the last prophet, was given the resposibility by the Elohim (term used by Raelians for those scientists from another planet) to spread the final message to all humanity. To learn more, go to The Raelian Movement and download a free e-book starting with "Intelligent Design: Message from the Designers". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 All life was created by scientists from another planet' date=' including us.[/quote'] And so who created them? Really, Im interested in how that could work. BTW, if you want to plus things try the plug forum. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anime Otaku Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 And so who created them? Really, Im interested in how that could work. BTW, if you want to plus things try the plug forum. :P Or the humour forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christof Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 As far as I know' date=' the Raelian Movement is the only religion that demystifies everything around us.[/quote'] Backers include; Tom Cruise, Rosanne Barr and Richard Madeley zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anime Otaku Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 Backers include; Tom Cruise, Rosanne Barr and Richard Madeley zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I think that Scientology... probably just about the same thing though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelian1 Posted October 27, 2005 Author Share Posted October 27, 2005 And so who created them? Really, Im interested in how that could work. Our creators were created by other scientists from another planet and those creators were created by other scientists from another planet and so on ad infinitum. There is no starting point. If we don't destroy ourselves, we too will create life on other planets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christof Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 So why didn't you put this in the plug forum? Is it because your creator's creators told their scientists not to mess with the flux capacitor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss T Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 Hm... I can understand you guys finding this funny and stuff.. But blatantly ripping the piss out of this guys religions and beliefs aint nice :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christof Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 Ok so if I posted a plug in the wrong forum stating that Cheese was in fact God and that we all descended from Stilton, you're saying you wouldn't rip me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anime Otaku Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 Our creators were created by other scientists from another planet and those creators were created by other scientists from another planet and so on ad infinitum. There is no starting point. If we don't destroy ourselves' date=' we too will create life on other planets.[/quote'] Please http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/Tajiri_san/humour/Bullshit-Negation_in-color_small-Si.gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss T Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 (edited) Ok so if I posted a plug in the wrong forum stating that Cheese was in fact God and that we all descended from Stilton' date=' you're saying you wouldn't rip me?[/quote'] I dont know what I'd do :? Anyway, I still think it's pretty harsh. Taj_san stop trying to be the funny man, doesnt suit you. Edited October 27, 2005 by Miss T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Gringo Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 Wow, another religous/cult movement... My friend this is a plug, hence forth belongs in the plug forum as previously stated. As for your beliefs? I have one thing that out trumps it... Evolution. Single Cell Ameoba all the way to Full erect bi-ped homo sapiens... Anything else is delusion and will not give you any solace or retribution when your belief system comes crashing down. Do yourself a favour. Don't believe in the dogma of other people and their teachings and their sayings. Believe in yourself and try and understand yourself and just get on with living. I find the answers come easier and are far more enlighting that way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christof Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 I dont know what I'd do :? You would bow to the god of cheese and sacrifice yourself to the cause, obviously Here is the god of cheese by the way http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/southeast/fun/ecards/images/bigcheese2003/cheeseman300.jpg Taj_san stop trying to be the funny man. Agreed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popsi Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 Ha Ha Gringo said erect. :D What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemsi Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 I beleve what darkstar told me the other day, that all life was created by some thunder and lightning mixing with some protons in the air. Darkstar may have even been taking the piss, but this is what i believe now. I still want to go to church though, i like hymns, and i want some more singing practice so i'm ready to go on the x-factor. BTW, out of interest, if Taj was a naturally funny guy, who cracked jokes all the time, would you still have mocked him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.C. Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 I've spent the last half hour or so so browsing the net, reading about these Raelians. They're liars and fools the lot of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 I've spent the last half hour or so so browsing the net' date=' reading about these Raelians. They're liars and fools the lot of them.[/quote'] i've been browsing the net and so forth reading about these A.C people and there gods & genius's the lot of them totally agree A.C Raelians sounds like poeple that are just stark raving mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anime Otaku Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 (edited) BTW' date=' out of interest, if Taj was a naturally funny guy, who cracked jokes all the time, would you still have mocked him?[/quote'] At least someone appreciates me... a bit... kind of. hold on.. IF i was funny? :( Edited October 27, 2005 by Anime Otaku Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito C. Cool Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 http://www.tatteredcoat.com/images/tomcruise3.jpg Wooo I knocked up Katie yay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemsi Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 I actually meant to put obviously funny, but couldn't think of the word at the time. A lot of your jokes arn't obvious, and require intellect. So when you crack an obviously funny joke, people get suprised and mock, which is unfair of them IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anime Otaku Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 I actually meant to put obviously funny, but couldn't think of the word at the time. A lot of your jokes arn't obvious, and require intellect. So when you crack an obviously funny joke, people get suprised and mock, which is unfair of them IMO. Ahh okay... I blame Paul Merton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrFill Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 Everybody knows that the world was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. http://www.venganza.org/ It's true, well, it's just as true as the Raelian stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Gringo Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 Actually the world is a marble flung about by inter-stellar aliens in a big game of galatical domination.... Or a locker in an inter-stellar airport started as an experiment by a professor in minuturisation.... Or something like that... Look belief systems suck, they cause arguements, war, blood shed and zealots which in turn scar the world we live in.... Which lets face it is a bit f**ked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyndorf Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 Our creators were created by other scientists from another planet and those creators were created by other scientists from another planet and so on ad infinitum. There is no starting point. It had to start somewhere. "Infinitum" is a very weak word for "I haven't got a clue." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrFill Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 That's because the Flying Spaghetti Monster created it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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