Inno Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 -- Why was it called a mouse and not a rat? -- Why are Ikea photo frames totally the wrong size for anything remotely useful? -- Where do all the baby pigeons go? -- If dogs could talk, would they ask for toilet paper? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyndorf Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Why was Bertha Green? http://img231.exs.cx/img231/81/bertha20nt.jpg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beltster Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Bertha lovely bertha You are lovely machine And anyone who works with you will know just what I mean Whoa... Bertha lovely bertha Sometimes i think your a dream When we work out what you have to do You can always turn the goods out Always turn the goods out We can depend upon you Clicking in the day, flashing in the night Your computer is shining brightly Some people say you have a mind of your own And i think thats very likely, likely Bertha lovely bertha Sometimes i think your a dream When we work out what you have to do You can always turn the goods out Always turn the goods out We can depend upon you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inno Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 Where the hell was Mr. Goggins? How come Pat never visited him? hurr hurr hurr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRM Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Were Oranges named after the colour, or the colour named after the fruit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saz Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Why is abbreviate such a long word? Why is there an s in "lisp"? Why are managers paid more for getting others to make decisions for them? Is what I see as red what you see as green? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trash Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 /yeah. i think its funny but apaprt forkm the .... poundering.. aaroin is wresking his doorQ!!!!! I'll be on tomo9oooorw, guys,., bye bvye Erm,...thats iall, see yous l;ayetrs dudes and duduetesss me funnyyyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakarot Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Why is dyslexia so hard to spell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trash Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 because its dylexic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss T Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Meh, The whole thread confused me :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malaphesto Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Why do people wath sponge bob sqaure pants when by watching it your IQ dlops 2 points? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christof Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Why is going to a place sober just not the same as being there when drunk? Why do I buy DVD's and then never watch them? Why when I need to get on with project work for my degree to I try to find anything else to distract me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Why do fat people smell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss T Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 :lol Legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christof Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Why are bigots normally closet homosexuals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verb Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christof Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 damn I really wanted to type that but thought that no one would laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyndorf Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Why must I be a teenager in love? *puts on coat* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Funny... I could have sworn that was a woman I was tongue-ing last night. But clearly, anybody who doesnt like homos is clearly a lover of bum. My silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christof Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 That wasn't a personal attack Simon, apologies if it seemed that way but throughout time there have been people that have campaigned for somethign that they are not. For example Hitler's perfect race, Blonde, Blue Eyes well built etc and yet he was a weedy, short, brown haired, brown eyed austrian. people's perceptions and what they really are are two completely different things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Tis ok. Alles Klar. And on the subject of Hitler, I always wondered that too. Maybe he had the Vince McMahon big-guy obsession. One things for sure if Hitler ran the WWE there would be no cruiserweight division. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christof Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 and Billy Gunn would be the champion with his flowing Blonde locks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Gringo Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Why the Hob Nobs in the tub are larger then the ones in a normal packet... Why people like the Towers Of London (the band not the landmark)... Why Jamie Oliver is really needed in Lostprophets... Why Ragu is made in Holland but claims to be the only authentic Italian sauce.... Why smoking makes a hangover worse.... And why men are so fasinated by Lesbian sex when it proves a women is a better lover then them and therefore proves our shortcomings.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inno Posted March 12, 2005 Author Share Posted March 12, 2005 -- Why when I go out and get drunk do I swear never again... then proceed to go the pub for 'hair of the dog' -- What is the point of El Hadju Diouf? -- Why does Graham Norton have a career? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Why (apart from wrestling ones) do I only ever buy DVDs I have already seen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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