MartynJ Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 reason for me doing this was becoz at the weekend one of my mates said to me "knock knock" i said who's there he said "doctor" and i said "doctor who" i just cant believe i fell for it, its just as bad as them chicken crossing street jokes, there not even funny but youve got to laugh at them coz there bad, not coz there funny, same as some chat up lines that ive heard and bellive me they've worked for ppl, and i just cant believe it, is the world going mad or is just me? please help me, show me that im normal and the rest of the world are mad please 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug What do you call a man without a spade in his head? Douglas What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other? Eileen What do you call a man with 50 rabbits up his bum? Warren What do you call a man who stands by the sea and has seagull poo on his head? Cliff Politically incorrect alert: Do not read if you will tell me off about it! What do you call an Asian lesbian? Mingita Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunflower Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 What do you call a man in a raincoat? Mac What do you call a man standing between two houses? Ali Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHIZZLE Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 maybe someone should start a crap chat up line thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunflower Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 (edited) Or maybe a "bad chat-up line that actually worked" thread, my first words to my hubby were "hey, aren't you Robin's brother?" (He was). It was Christmas Eve, I was merry, he looked at me as if I was mad, the rest, as they say, is history!! Edited February 24, 2005 by sunflower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakarot Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 "hey, aren't you Robin's brother?" (He was). Wow, Does he know Batman? Well this is a crap jokes thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 What do u call a man with a seagull on his head...... Cliff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 What do u call a man with a seagull on his head...... Cliff... Dude, that's my joke! :stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Dude' date=' that's my joke![/quote'] Slight variation i think.... but ok.. What do you call a randy dwarf..... A low blow.. A man runs into a hospital and shouts... " i only have 59 seconds to live"... The receptionist says "just a minute please"... What do fish say when they swin into a wall..... Damm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunflower Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Wow, Does he know Batman? Well this is a crap jokes thread[/QUOT Embarrassingly, a couple of years beforehand, this is what I said to Robin........... We've been friends ever since, surprisingly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyndorf Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2James Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Knock Knock Whos there An interupting cow An interup Mooooooooooo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malaphesto Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 knock, knock who's there ... ... ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakarot Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Hang On. I did the exact same thread a few months ago. GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWE Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 ^ Wassupwitdat? lol this is from a "bad" website I found before: Knock Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police let us in; it's cold out here. Knock Knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris, who? Doris locked, that's why I had to knock! Knock Knock! Who's there? I love. I love who? I don't know, you tell me! Knock Knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Who's there? Ammonia. Ammonia who? Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage. Knock Knock! Who's there? Tank! Tank who? You're welcome! Knock Knock! Who's there? Wendy. Wendy Who? Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing' Along... Knock Knock! Who's there? Yo momma. Yo momma, who? Seriously, it's yo momma, open the damned door! Knock Knock! Who's there? Moira. Moira, who? Moira Easter Bunnies. Knock Knock! Who's there? Howie. Howie, who? Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies? Knock Knock! Who's there? Chimney. Chimney who? Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio? Knock Knock! Who's there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inno Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 What do you call a man with jelly in one ear, custard in the other and whipped cream on top of his head? Bloody stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWE Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Bloody stupid. Is that the answer? *yawn* <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inno Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 No I just posted it there at random to see what the response would be... :stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartynJ Posted February 24, 2005 Author Share Posted February 24, 2005 cheers ppl im starting to think im normal now (nah who am i kidding i was the one who started this dreaded thread lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trash Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. Lol, these are supposed to be the worst jokes you've ever heard but they're all making me laugh. Wyndorf that was brilliant. Anyway I've only got one crap joke off the top of me head Whats black and white, and read all over? A newspaper See it doesnt really work on a forum because you have to read it and when you say it its supposed to sound like "red"... I've ruined it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWE Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Lol And I thought of Parrot the Carrot for the first time ever today before I even knew this thread existed... my brains being hacked? :P ;) "Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!" "Do you drink a lot?" "Not really - I spill most of it!" "Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?" "Yes, of course..." "Great! I never could before!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartynJ Posted February 25, 2005 Author Share Posted February 25, 2005 What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. i agree wiv TRASH some of these are that bad ther making me laugh my ass off but wyddoff and the parrot joke you could be the winner so far lets see how far this goes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 What do you call a man with jelly in one ear' date=' custard in the other and whipped cream on top of his head?[/quote'] A trifle deaf? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyndorf Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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