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reason for me doing this was becoz at the weekend one of my mates said to me "knock knock" i said who's there he said "doctor" and i said "doctor who"

i just cant believe i fell for it, its just as bad as them chicken crossing street jokes, there not even funny but youve got to laugh at them coz there bad, not coz there funny, same as some chat up lines that ive heard and bellive me they've worked for ppl, and i just cant believe it, is the world going mad or is just me? please help me, show me that im normal and the rest of the world are mad please

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Or maybe a "bad chat-up line that actually worked" thread, my first words to my hubby were "hey, aren't you Robin's brother?" (He was). It was Christmas Eve, I was merry, he looked at me as if I was mad, the rest, as they say, is history!! Edited by sunflower
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Dude' date=' that's my joke![/quote']

 

Slight variation i think.... but ok..

 

What do you call a randy dwarf..... A low blow..

 

A man runs into a hospital and shouts... " i only have 59 seconds to live"... The receptionist says "just a minute please"...

 

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^ Wassupwitdat?

 

lol

 

this is from a "bad" website I found before:

 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police let us in; it's cold out here.

 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Doris.

Doris, who?

Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!

 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

I love.

I love who?

I don't know, you tell me!

 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

 

Who's there?

Ammonia.

Ammonia who?

Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage.

 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Tank!

Tank who?

You're welcome!

 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Wendy.

Wendy Who?

Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing' Along...

 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Yo momma.

Yo momma, who?

Seriously, it's yo momma, open the damned door!

 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Moira.

Moira, who?

Moira Easter Bunnies.

 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Howie.

Howie, who?

Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?

 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Chimney.

Chimney who?

Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?

 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Dexter.

Dexter who?

Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

 

A carrot.

 

Lol, these are supposed to be the worst jokes you've ever heard but they're all making me laugh.

Wyndorf that was brilliant.

 

Anyway I've only got one crap joke off the top of me head

 

Whats black and white, and read all over?

A newspaper

 

See it doesnt really work on a forum because you have to read it and when you say it its supposed to sound like "red"...

I've ruined it.

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Lol

 

And I thought of Parrot the Carrot for the first time ever today before I even knew this thread existed... my brains being hacked? :P ;)

 

 

"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!"

"Do you drink a lot?"

"Not really - I spill most of it!"

 

"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"

"Yes, of course..."

"Great! I never could before!"

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