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Carol - "Computer says noo."

 

Dating Agency/Shopkeeper: "Margaret... MARGARET!!"

Margeret 5 seconds later: "Yes?"

Shopkeeper: "There's a man downstairs who wants to know if he can pick up his phone..."

 

Anne - "EH EHHH ERRR!!"

 

Harvey - "bitty.. bitty!"

 

Dafydd - "I'm the only gay in the village"

 

Emily Howard - "Are you lady?"

woman: "Yes.."

Emily Howard - "Isn't it lovely being lady I am one!"

...

 

Kenny Craig - "Look into my eyes... look into my eyes.. don't look around the eyes..."

 

Lou: "... But I thought you didn't like snakes... (something)"

Andy: "yer I know!"

Lou: "Okay, what are you going to call it?"

Andy: "Thumper" (I think)

Lou: "okay.."

*they get outside*

Andy - "I want a rabbit!"

*they go back in*

 

Marjorie Dawes - "Isn't that right my gorgeous asian lady?"

"Mon ay, mon ay, mon ay (sarcasticly) give it to me."

...

'Azn Lady' "I haven't decided yet.. please stop mentioning it"

Marjorie: "God, slow down you lot, she hasn't decided yet... dear, you're like a pack of vultures.. sorry, vultures.. they're a type a bird!"

...

 

Sebastian - "Tea?"

(the person, forgot his name he came in once, no not the PM lol)

"Sorry?"

Seb - "Cup of tea?"

"...are you having one?"

Prime Minister thinks "oh god.."

"...yes, thank you..."

*Sebastian jumps on the man*

Seb - "Chocolate finger?"

"I'm sorry?.."

Seb - "Chocolate finger.. GO ON!!... treat yourself.. I'd lick to lick off the chocolate.."

 

Ray McCooney

TV repair man - "You said you had another TV you wanted me to look at?"

Ray - ".. It's as black as a black mans cape!"

TV repair man - "That's a window.. you do know that don't you?"

Ray - "Yais!"

 

Vicky Pollard: "Yeah, but, no, but, yer, but, no but.. SHUT UP..."

 

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Lou: "... But I thought you didn't like snakes... (something)"

Andy: "yer I know!"

Lou: "Okay, what are you going to call it?"

Andy: "Thumper" (I think)

Lou: "okay.."

*they get outside*

Andy - "I want a rabbit!"

*they go back in*

:lol

 

The think Andy is quoted as saying is that all Serpents have an ora of evil. Used that clip in last weeks student union quiz, it was very well liked.

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Carol - "Computer says noo."

 

Dating Agency/Shopkeeper: "Margaret... MARGARET!!"

Margeret 5 seconds later: "Yes?"

Shopkeeper: "There's a man downstairs who wants to know if he can pick up his phone..."

 

Anne - "EH EHHH ERRR!!"

 

Harvey - "bitty.. bitty!"

 

Dafydd - "I'm the only gay in the village"

 

Emily Howard - "Are you lady?"

woman: "Yes.."

Emily Howard - "Isn't it lovely being lady I am one!"

...

 

Kenny Craig - "Look into my eyes... look into my eyes.. don't look around the eyes..."

 

Lou: "... But I thought you didn't like snakes... (something)"

Andy: "yer I know!"

Lou: "Okay, what are you going to call it?"

Andy: "Thumper" (I think)

Lou: "okay.."

*they get outside*

Andy - "I want a rabbit!"

*they go back in*

 

Marjorie Dawes - "Isn't that right my gorgeous asian lady?"

"Mon ay, mon ay, mon ay (sarcasticly) give it to me."

...

'Azn Lady' "I haven't decided yet.. please stop mentioning it"

Marjorie: "God, slow down you lot, she hasn't decided yet... dear, you're like a pack of vultures.. sorry, vultures.. they're a type a bird!"

...

 

Sebastian - "Tea?"

(the person, forgot his name he came in once, no not the PM lol)

"Sorry?"

Seb - "Cup of tea?"

"...are you having one?"

Prime Minister thinks "oh god.."

"...yes, thank you..."

*Sebastian jumps on the man*

Seb - "Chocolate finger?"

"I'm sorry?.."

Seb - "Chocolate finger.. GO ON!!... treat yourself.. I'd lick to lick off the chocolate.."

 

Ray McCooney

TV repair man - "You said you had another TV you wanted me to look at?"

Ray - ".. It's as black as a black mans cape!"

TV repair man - "That's a window.. you do know that don't you?"

Ray - "Yais!"

 

Vicky Pollard: "Yeah, but, no, but, yer, but, no but.. SHUT UP..."

 

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