Dave7g Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 As far as I can recall it has happened twice, but i'm sure many more times that wrestlers were given stupid gimmicks and came out on Raw or Nitro and totally destroyed them, my examples are Beaver Cleavage, who thought that being a headbanger was a better idea and Dustin Rhodes who flew (literally) to the ring with make up and looking not too dissimilar to the undertaker, immediatley shot down his gimmick stating 'my name is Dustin Rhodes'. My question is, who would you like to denounce gimmicks in WWE these days? Let me start you off. Eugene - "Im sorry, Im not really retarded" Ric Flair - "I'm sorry, I don't find HHH that sexually attractive, they just tell me too. Hurricane - "I am actually very talented" Kurt Angle "please take me off Smackdown" John Cena - see eugene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyndorf Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Randy Orton - "I'm not really a babyface" Simon Dean - "I'm just kidding, my real name's Nova" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malaphesto Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Simon Dean- "Dont try the Simon system it's not real" JBL- "No i'm not a millionare. but i am a rednecked hill billy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Rules Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 As far as I can recall it has happened twice, but i'm sure many more times that wrestlers were given stupid gimmicks and came out on Raw or Nitro and totally destroyed them, my examples are Beaver Cleavage, who thought that being a headbanger was a better idea and Dustin Rhodes who flew (literally) to the ring with make up and looking not too dissimilar to the undertaker, immediatley shot down his gimmick stating 'my name is Dustin Rhodes'. My question is, who would you like to denounce gimmicks in WWE these days? Let me start you off. Eugene - "Im sorry, Im not really retarded" Ric Flair - "I'm sorry, I don't find HHH that sexually attractive, they just tell me too. Hurricane - "I am actually very talented" Kurt Angle "please take me off Smackdown" John Cena - see eugene The same what you said about Eugene and Cena. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakarot Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Big Show - So this guy walks into a bar (BTW - In case you dont get that, Big Show is hilarious in real life). John Cena - FU? F Off, that move sucks. Triple H - oh hang on, that's how he actually is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Hey, don't forget the best one, John Tenta (Earthquake) as The Shark in WCW. "I'm not a fish...I'm a MAN!". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Franchise Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Then theres my favorite: "My name is Brutus Beefcake." "My name is Brutus"The Barber" Beefcake." "My name is "The Butcher" Brutus Beefcake." "My name is"The Zodiac." "My name is "The Disciple." "My name is"The man with no name." My name is"The Booty Man." In the words of the Rock:"IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!" :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWE Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 William Regal "I'm not really a smart English snob." Trish Stratus: "I'm not really a slut!" :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anime Otaku Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 (edited) well i guess thats like the only 2 people that really don't like the Eugene gimmick and the only two anywhere to even slightly dislike cena as evidenced by how over he is. personally there isn't any gimmick that particulaly bothers me just that some are not booked too well i.e. Cena and Orton should be heels as working as faces doesn't suit them Edited February 20, 2005 by Anime Otaku Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anime Otaku Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Trish Stratus: "I'm not really a slut!" 'however if you wait here just a second *trish walks away , then returns with Christy Hemme* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malaphesto Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 (edited) The Rock- "look i know durring WCW's invasion i said thati would die WWE but that's only because i was told to. What i really wanted to do with my life is go broadway and let my family down" Rico- "I'm not gay. I swear" Edited February 21, 2005 by malaphesto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Redman Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 well said tajiri :worship :worship :worship :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.C. Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 The Rock- "look i know durring WCW's invasion i said thati would die WWE but that's only because i was told to. What i really wanted to do with my life is go broadway and let my family down" Hmm... if by "Let my family down," he meant "Ensure my family never had to worry about money, my health or me being away from them 80% of the time," then you're right... :roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anime Otaku Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 well said tajiri :worship :worship :worship :D thank you... i expected to get blasted for that lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 Hmm... if by "Let my family down' date='" he meant "Ensure my family never had to worry about money, my health or me being away from them 80% of the time," then you're right... :roll[/quote'] Rosey reaaaaly needs to stop being a superhero. I love Hurricane, hell I'd be fine with Nova but Rosey? No thank you. BTW, AC why is your name green now? What's the P.I.M.P. about? What is this "subscriber" logo. Sorry if everyone else knows what they mean, but I have only just spotted them and am confused! :? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Redman Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 ha no, no worries tajiri, that was excellent :xyx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWE Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 Lol yesh!! :D And, sorry to go off topic for one post, but here is what they are for Brett (even though I'm still kind of confused) lol :P: http://www.talkwrestlingonline.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18587&page=1&pp=15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke_dolan Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 kane and his transdormation from one arm uncovered then both are uncovered then losing the tophalf clothes then losing the mask then losing the face paint then wearing nothing but white pants...disturbing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluestiger99 Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 How about Shannon Moore saying "I'm better then half the roster but I get no push." That would be neat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inno Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 Tommy Dreamer: "I only eat tofu" Viscera: "I'm actually a 75lb white boy in a sumo suit" Undertaker: "I am actually dead... dead boring" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malaphesto Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 Hmm... if by "Let my family down' date='" he meant "Ensure my family never had to worry about money, my health or me being away from them 80% of the time," then you're right... :roll[/quote'] i really meant it by the fact that his Grandpa and dad were wrestlers and by him stoping he broke the chain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakarot Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 i really meant it by the fact that his Grandpa and dad were wrestlers and by him stoping he broke the chain I broke the chain once. Not pleasant. The smell from my bathroom comotosed both my dogs. Nobody was allowed in there without a hazard suit and a budgie for months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAYNE Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 JBL- "No i'm not a millionare. but i am a rednecked hill billy" a rednecked hillbilly with loads of money lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluestiger99 Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 I would love to hear Matt Hardy say "I'm babies daddy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RKODESTINY Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Ric Flair " I only kiss HHH ass so I can screw him over and take Batista's side." Edge " I'm only mad at the world because I'm gay." Gene Snitsky " It was my fault" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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