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Valantines Day........in the bad books


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Every SINGLE day :(

 

I hate Xmas day - I always get worked up and depressed when it comes round, and I hate my birthdays too. Always feel like people expect me to be superhappybouncyhappyjoyjoy and I don't want to be!

 

I wanna be pissed off, depressed and angry like I am the rest of the year!

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Dear God. You know statistically speaking someone WILL recieve that from their special someone. Suddenly being single doesn't seem so bad.

 

I guess every holiday is kind of a downer when your on your own. At least for me. Some people love being single, but I dont seem to be able to take advantage of the situation. Christmas for me has lost any and all meaning. Its just another day, but with more wine gums and bits of twinkly paper. I know my 20th is gonna suck as well, so im not looking forward to that. Ah well. When in doubt, drink. And I will.

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Yeah, this week I have realised just how much I love Gem and just how badly I can treat her at times. I mean I dont hit her or treat her like a slave, but sometimes I just dont think about how my actions affect her and her feelings!

 

 

Im a bad boyfriend! :(

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Yeah, this week I have realised just how much I love Gem and just how badly I can treat her at times. I mean I dont hit her or treat her like a slave, but sometimes I just dont think about how my actions affect her and her feelings!

 

 

Im a bad boyfriend! :(

 

 

if you did hit her she would just knock you out mate lol

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I really wouldn't make too much of a fuss about the whole day, I mean, its one of those you're ****ed if you do, ****ed if you don't situations, in that if you're in a relationship come Valentine's Day you have to worry about getting your girl something, and if you're not in a relationship you simply just get to be bitter about being single.

 

I hate the day personally, but hell if it gives a reason for one of these gimmicked to the eyeballs Valentines nights and an increased possibility of me getting my end tonight (from almost no chance to.. hmm.... slightly possible) then by all means, shower me with those loveheart thingys.

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Apart from being single on Valentine's Day, I can now add the following problems:

 

- I have a cold (headache, sore throat, runny nose)

- I have a trapped nerve in my back

- I have blood still pouring out of my knee

- I have two bruised tendons in my left hand

- I have ripped away part of the lining of my mouth

- I have to go to the dentist's tomorrow.

 

So yeah, feeling a LITTLE depressed today :(.

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I like to compare Valentines Day to having your penis in one hand, a large rusty knife in the other, and merging the two via insertion. But because I'm single, by rights I can afford to be bitter because my life is worthless and unhappy without a girl (sar-cas-m).

 

Weirdly though, I had a dream about a girl I haven't seen in like three years, and we met up again by chance, and it was the most vivid and sensical dream I've had in years. A little freaky, I must say.

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Its a horrible day, it either costs you money and makes you depressed or (because of this ridiculous notion forced upon us by the happy people at hallmark and the producers of hollywood) if you don't have a girl on this day then you are a loser and should wollow in depression...

 

Unless in a proper relationship I don't care about cards for myself or anyone else, same with presents, but if I am in one I get them simply because no pressies = no sex.

 

It is that shallow and simple with me.

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I gotta say, If I had someone today, I'd probably spend a fortune on her. I love the idea of just spoiling a girl and all that romantic stuff. The cynics may say it's just a commercialised way to drain your wallet, but if your really original you can be romantic as hell and not spend a penny.
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I managed to weasle my way into going for dinner with three fine, yet single, ladyfriends tonight, followed by a night of hitting the town. I'll be in all out Perfect Boyfriend Material mode, with the emphasis on being kind, sweet, selfless, complimentary and of course, just the right amount of humour. By humour, I mean innocent, observational stuff, not fart or blonde jokes. I've also taken the maximum amount of cash the bank allows me to from my account today, so I fully expect to spend a fortune, and probably recieve nothing in return. Still, fingers crossed, stranger things have happened than girl drinking too much and throwing herself at the nearest guy. And folks, I intend to sit as near as possible.
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Once again Russ proves he may well be TWO's biggest ladykiller....

 

And don't get me wrong I love my girlfriend and like seeing her happy and spending money tends to have this desired effect. But the fact is do we need a day where we have too? Where its expected? What happed to suprise and spontinatety? Or the correct spelling of it for that matter?

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Once again Russ proves he may well be TWO's biggest ladykiller....

 

And don't get me wrong I love my girlfriend and like seeing her happy and spending money tends to have this desired effect. But the fact is do we need a day where we have too? Where its expected? What happed to suprise and spontinatety? Or the correct spelling of it for that matter?

 

I think it'sa waste of time! is evreyone that bad at relationships that they only spoil their other half on holidays?

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I love my girl and don't mind spending the money on St. Val's day if I have it. This year i bought her the biggest friggin' roses you have ever seen, along with boxes of candy and a mix of silly and romantic cards. I even suprised her this morning by setting up her goddies and decorating the room. I'm a hopeless romantic!

 

Just to damn bad I'm suffering from the worlds most brutal head cold, not to mention highly contagious. No lovin' for me till I'm better.

 

Ain't Karma a cast iron Bi*ch!

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No cards, no presents, just an entire day of having to listen to the girls at work telling each other what their boyfriends got/did for them this morning. Got home and this was followed by my parents being all romantic and slushy with each other (yuck) and my sister screeching with delight when her boyfriend turned up with her presents.

 

Bitter? Me? Just annoyed, why do people suddenly have to declare their love for each other all on the same day? Its just another silly holiday probably dreamt up by card manufacturers to fill the void between Christmas and Easter.

 

~Cherry, xxx

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