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As some people may or may not know, I am playing a scumbag Chav in the TWO e-fed.

 

Now I know some people are not interested in it, so this post isn't for you, but perhaps you could all help me here, by giving me reasons why you hate Chavs so much, what they say to irritate you and how they dress that really disgusts you.

 

I guess this is market research to flesh out my character, so even if you aren't interested in the E-Fed you can at least comment on our Burberry Boys!

 

Thanks, it'll be a great help to me.

 

Saz

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I just think they're like totally icky and have no style whatsoever. I mean, tracksuits? Burberry? Caps? Big bits of Gold? Ewww, perlease, no way honey. And as I've just been reminded (I'm blonde, so forgive me) the sort of chav posse's I see round our area are always getting into fights. Random acts of violence on people that don't deserve are just so not cool. Edited by Jayden
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I saw a burberry car one. You have SO gotta use that. Just emphasise burberry and the fact that you love So Solid Crew and Blazin' Squad. And be very "lower class", from the high rise flats of a rough estate. Make out like you're scrounging off everyone, and loving it. That's as stereotypical as you could get. Then you're onto a winner :)
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Say what you want about chavs, but moshers/goths etc are social rejects/losers/geeks/wannabes/not accpeted etc etc
This thread wasn't here to bash you honey, nor was it here to start a debate about chavs vs goths. The stereotypical chav that Saracen is going to potray, isn't what you are? Is it? I'd have thought you were just being yourself hun, as opposed to fitting to some stereotype?
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Say what you want about chavs' date=' but moshers/goths etc are social rejects/losers/geeks/wannabes/not accpeted etc etc[/quote']

I'm a goth, and I'm accepted into mostly every circle, popular and none :thumbsup. If I'm rejected, it's usually because my personality sucks :)

 

Plus, his character isn't about goths, but chavs. Although, gives me an idea. As a "chav", what do you love and hate about the world? I'm sure Saracen would benefit from a chavs POV.

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I'm generally rejected by everyone because I'm so angry. I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT!

 

Edit: Stereotyping of any kind sucks, to be fair. Perpetuating the sterotype isn't very original or clever either. If I classed myself as a chav, I'd be offended by this kind of posting. Isn't it in a similar vein to making a post asking why you hate Scots? Or Welsh? Or Blacks? Or gays?

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Say what you want about chavs' date=' but moshers/goths etc are social rejects/losers/geeks/wannabes/not accpeted etc etc[/quote']

 

But we don't go round beating people up for no good reason, see the difference there?

 

Anyway, it would be the starting fights with people who want to live peaceful lives, the spitting and the mocking and bullying of most people who aren't them.

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I don't know about anyone else, but I could see Saracen playing this role very Mohammed Hassen-esque. Misunderstood, hated, felt discriminated against when everyone else is worse. Etc. Could be an interesting gimmick for an e-fed, as long as people realise that's all it is, and not a knock on chavs as people.
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An amusing characature and an offensive stereotype aint the same thing honey' date=' people need to recognise[/quote']

Depends on the situation and the handling. I think if Saracen were to show a more sensitive and different side to chavs (hence why I think Jack should give Saracen a key to his head to show what ticks there), and can build on getting heel heat from it (look at CM Punk - he doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs, and gets booed for it), then it could be cool. If handled in the way that everyone just flat out hates him, heels included, it could be treading on lines. Luckily, because it's an e-fed (and let's face it, wrestling lets us get away witha lot of things), there's more scope to push the envelope and have fun.

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Just a quick question. Has anyone ever seen a chav on their own in public? Maybe you should have a valet. God knows having one of those femchavs by your side will bring out the hate in full flow. But good luck finding one without at least 6 kids and another 2 on the way.
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For the benefit of those not from the UK:

 

 

Fine polo shirt, young man!

http://www.theproverbial.net/images/mark1.jpg

 

And, of course: Clicky

 

 

Goths are waaaaaaaaaay cooler.

 

For instance:

 

http://www.sixsixfive.com/superbonusfatgoth.jpg

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I apologise to those who seem offended by my question.

 

Wrestling is a very stereotypical world, come on, how long do you think WWE thought about a muslim wrestler for the fans to hate?

 

Wrestling is brain in the jar, popcorn eating rubbish and we all love it!

 

If you like Chavs then fine, when the undertaker was a bad guy he had loads of people who thought he was cool (Goths if I remember), nothing wrong with a person liking a stereotype.

 

I don't really care about Chavs one way or the other, but I have sensed a growing dislike for the Chav culture and I feel that that sense of dislike could turn into a pretty complex wrestling character that people dislike, trust me, the Chav isn't there for people to mock, he is there to win titles as you will soon see.

 

I find in most E-feds that wrestlers tend to be extensions of the person playing them, except 2 ft taller and built like Arnie. I want to have fun and explore the Chav culture with this character and make him a popular bad guy wrestler, like Dibiase and IRS, frustratingly good.

 

Now my intentions have been made clear I would ask for people to help me explore this character by finding out the stereotypical view of Chavs and then work something a little deeper... this is called character progression and you see it on WWE all the time.

 

Thanks

 

Saz

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I hate chavs sooo much! Down here we call them townies.. they all come down in their hoardes with millions of kids becuse they dont know how to use contraception and buy up all the lowcost housing and make our town a shithole by fighting, crime all sorts and I hate them for it. ****ing townies!
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Basically, some fag smoking, cider drinking layabout. Random acts of violence for petty things such as not having a lighter they can use (True story, my older half brother got his face smashed in over christmas for this very reason, and ended up needing emergency surgery on his nose or something because he couldn't breathe). Chavs are a social species, and usually hang out with other chavs. Vocabulary is small, and every sentance has to include one swear word. Terrorising the average person seems to be a passtime for them.
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"Fine polo shirt, young man"

 

Ok, this is scary. My youngest son is 4, got him dressed this morning ready for football training, looked at him and (just being silly) said "Chav!", read this thread just now, well, ALL his clothes are being replaced..................

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