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LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

 

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

 

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

 

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

Credit:Reuters.com

 

I'm sure we all feel his loss!

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LONDON (Reuters) - A British army pilot has been disciplined by senior officers for using a tank-busting helicopter to deliver a pizza to his girlfriend.

 

The pilot, based with Britain's 659 Army Air Corps squadron in Suffolk, eastern England, was on a map-reading training drill when he dropped off the pizza to his girlfriend who was taking part in an exercise 30 miles away.

 

The 25-year-old lieutenant had picked up the takeaway before setting out on the sortie in his Lynx helicopter, the Sun newspaper reported on Tuesday. He was reprimanded but did not have his pilot's license taken away, the paper added.

 

"The opportunity to add a light-hearted element to the planned sortie was taken but with no detriment to the sortie objective," a UK defense ministry spokeswoman told Reuters.

 

"The chain of command do not condone these actions and have disciplined the individuals concerned."

Credit: Reuters.com

 

If only Pizza Hut did this........................

 

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SYDNEY (Reuters) - Embarrassed emergency officials are investigating reports a Sydney fire station was unable to respond to an alarm because a fireman had taken the station's only fire truck to pick up a pizza and give some friends a joyride.

 

Fire officials said Monday there had been no risk to the public even though the fire station in the beachside suburb of Maroubra had been unable to respond to a call three weeks ago because the truck was missing.

 

But they confirmed they were investigating media reports that the fireman on duty had gone to pick up a pizza and then took some friends for a spin in his shiny red truck.

 

"This is extremely rare," said New South Wales Fire Brigade assistant commissioner John Benson. "I would say that this incident is unheard of in the New South Wales Fire Brigade in regards to utilizing fire appliances in an inappropriate manner and ... it's being thoroughly investigated," he told Australian Broadcasting Corp. radio.

 

A fire engine from a neighboring station had already responded to the emergency call, described as a fire door alarm, before the Maroubra truck's absence was noted, Benson said.

Credit: Reuters.com

 

Wonder if he knew the pilot?

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LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

 

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

 

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

 

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

You may all laugh but if that had been a man slicing off a woman's right breast do you think he'd have got a two and a half year sentence?
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Sad plastic scouse bitch.!

 

It is people like her who get us real Scousers a bad name.

 

No offence WS or Walshy.

 

But I have met plenty of them on holiday who claim to be from Liverpool and are not, who then proceed to act like F%$£ing prats and thus we get a bad name.

 

Liverpool is not Birkenhead, St Helens,Widnes, Chester, Wigan, Runcorn or anywhere else in fact Liverpool is a pretty small place because it is broken up into different parts, like Kirkby and Bootle which are not Liverpool. They are different councils all together and it annoys me is all.

 

To be a true Cockney you must be born within the sound of Bow Bells.

 

To be a true Scouser you must be born within a five mile radius of the city centre.

 

North or South Liverpool extends about five miles from the River Mersey and then proceeds to become Knowsley and Sefton which are not Liverpool. So, if you are on holiday and you hear someone claim to be from Liverpool ask which part and if the do not say Walton, Fazakerley, Allerton, Aintree, Tuebrook, Anfield, Everton, Childwall, Huyton, Norris Green, Garston, Speke or Hunt's Cross then they are not from Liverpool.

 

Spiritchaser

Tirade Over.

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News - New Penis anyone

 

source: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_376025.html

 

Doctors have grown a new penis on a Russian boy's arm after he lost his old one in a bizarre accident.

 

The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.

 

 

 

Surgeons grew a new penis on his arm and have now moved it to his groin.

 

The Russian Clinical Hospital for Children surgeons created it by putting an empty latex cylinder in Malik's forearm and pumping a solution into it every day, reports Pravda.

 

The cylinder grew on the boy's arm for 10 months until it took on the shape of a penis.

 

Douglas Murray, a past president of the British Association of Plastic Surgeons, told Ananova this kind of plastic surgery was not uncommon.

 

Mr Murray said: "He would probably be able to stand up and urinate instead of having to sit and do so."

 

There is an image on the link as well, I am not going to show that for decency reasons. One quetsion though - Why the hell would you piss on an electric fence???

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