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The Crippler
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I took HSM out drinking on Saturday night for his birthday. Here are a couple of quotes from him from that night:

 

"I've got a wet groin, a sore arse and my nipples are on the floor."

 

and

 

"I would love to whip a woman's arse like p-chu!"

 

Obviously, we were down the strip club (again).

 

Anyways, afterwards - thoroughly drunk - we went to the kebab shop. I didn't pay any attention to what HSM ordered and when it was my turn I just asked for the same again. There must've been fully a pound of nosh there! Do not enter an eating contest with this man when he's a had a few!

 

Happy Birthday hombre!

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I've said it once, and I'll say it again.

 

HSM you complete me. :wub

 

Have a Happy Birthday, and tell Mr Levein to stop showing his chest hair. Polo shirts that have the bottom button open don't look right on hairy guys.

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Thanks for all the good wishes guys, its really nice of you :)

 

My birthday wasn't all that great really as I ended up working a 12 hour shift until 2am, but when you get to be an old git like me birthdays dont really mean too much. Now where did i leave my zimmer frame.......

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