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Things that are difficult to say when Drunk


Kakarot

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a) Innovative

b) Preliminary

c) Proliferation

d) Cinnamon

 

Things that are Very difficult to say when drunk.....

 

a) Specificity

b) British Constitution

c) Passive-aggresive disorder

d) Transubstantiate

 

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when drunk....

 

a) Thanks, but i don't want to kiss you.

b) Nope, no more booze for me

c) Sorry, but you're really not my type

d) No kebab for me, thank you

e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

f) I'm not interested in fighting you.

g) Oh, i couldn't- no one wants to hear me sing

h) Thank you. but i won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination.

i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to barf in the street.

j) I must be going home now as i have work in the morning

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I agree with pretty much all of that, and i would like to offer the actual things people say when drunk as compared to the above (some i have actually used myself):

 

a) Hello darlin, fancy a f***

b) More beer, need more beer....

c) i'll f*** anything me

d) Need food, ahh bright lights.... (lights being the Kebab shop sign)

e) Shut up you f*****g pigs, i dont care what you say

f) I'll take you down no problem you w***** (even though said person is twice your size)

g) "I'm forever blowing bubbles, Pretty bubbles in the air........." (replace with whatever lyrics you choose)

h) Hey guys look, i'm even better than that Micheal flat whatshisname fella (flat being Flatley)

i) Out the way lads, or you'll get splashed

j) 6 in the morning? I still have 3 hours till i have to be at work, more drink!

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Me Too but then there are a lot of things you cant say with your tongue peirced even when sober.

 

I got told one today but I have forgotten it when I remember I will let you guys know.

 

xXx

 

 

It is nigh on imposible to speak properly with a tongue peircing.

When i got mines done i spoke like a moron for weeks.

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