Cactus Jack Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 How Do's, As you might have guessed from the title, I'm after the funniest T-Shirt slogan's you have seen. I've got a couple which made me have an 'ickle chuckle :lol "My husband and I divorced over our religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't." "I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me." "Finally 18, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since was 15." :thumbsup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 IM SHY but I have a big d***! Same s***, different day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 I saw a motorcyclist wearing one that said "If you can read this, the B***h has fallen off!" which i found mildly amusing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boyo Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 I have two humorously scripted t-shirts, they are: "Asthma is Sexy" and a picture of some dimes and some cents with "Medium Pimpin'" written underneath. They pickled me tink. Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Crow Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 "Practise Safe Sex... Go F**k Yourself" "G_ F_ck Y__rs_lf - Need a vowel?" "You Say Tomato, I Say F**k You" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E2K Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 "Jesus is coming . . . . . look busy" :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
......cjr...... Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 I remember seeing one along the lines of, "No Job, No Girlfriend, No Friends, No Money, I've got mastabation, how enjoyable life is", it was something along those lines. Brought a smile to my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 I've currently got a couple of doozies in the rotation. "I don't drink water, fish %&£$ in it" "I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you". Back when Russell Athletic had their main factory in Livingston, Scotland, I was a 2 minute drive away from their overstock discount shop. It was just a place where they could get rid of Russell Athletic clothing which had tiny faults (for example, a thread loose on the inside of the neck, which no one would ever notice) for knockdown prices. Of course, not long after it opened up everyone I knew had Russell Athletic gear. It was then a good passtime of mine to walk around telling people that my dad owned the company. Anyway, the main attraction of this shop was their T Shirt designer. You picked a plain Russell Athletic T shirt out for about £2 or £3 and put it in their special printer, which was connected to a computer. On the computer there was a bit where you could type in anything, put in a picture from a scanner and print it on your shirt. This obviously was brilliant fun for me and my friends when we were about 13 or 14 to take a fiver from our piggy banks, get the bus to the outlet shop, print a T shirt saying "F*CK YOU", "YOU ARE GAY" or scan in a copy of The Sun's page 3 and manage to get the bus home with change to spare. We'd then walk around town shocking people with the outrageous logos/pictures of topless girls, then due to the ridiculously low prices, put the T shirt in the bin and do it again next week. I was quite the young scallywag before I discovered the joys of the opposite sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanjay69 Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 i saw a guy in newcastle a few month ago wearing wot looked like this: "im secretly a lesbian" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus Jack Posted July 10, 2004 Author Share Posted July 10, 2004 "I'm the bigget lesbian around; I love women" On a guy's shirt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldy Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 Another lesbian related one I saw is: Cover me in chocolate and feed me to lesbians! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christof Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 Meat and Cheese do a great range of T Shirts, I have 2 of theirs "YUM YUM, Panda Burgers, They no just rare, they extinct!" girls come up to you see the lovely panda then read the slogan! another one i recently invested in was "I LOVE ANIMALS THEY'RE F**KING DELICIOUS" I Wanna get the I have F**King Tourettes one as well in time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inno Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 Saw a woman with a shirt that said "Only a bitch like me would put up with a <person of questionable parentage> like him" And he had the opposite phrasing on his shirt. Was groovy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Im not A bitch, Im THE bitch! And thats Miss Bitch to you. My ex lived up to this one of hers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 "I am a bomb technician - if you see me running try to keep up" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherry Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 My favourate belongs to my sister, she has one with "All this and brains" across the chest! Another current favourate is "No I don't fancy you No I don't want to speak to you No I don't fancy your mate No I do not want a threesome No I do not have a boyfriend And no I am not a lesbian!" ~Cherry, xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chyna Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 One of mine says "Great F**k, Bad attitude!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Crow Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Two classics I saw this week: "When you cry, I cry. When you smile, I smile. When you jump off a bridge... I'll miss you" "Yeah Yeah Yeah, Blah blah blah, Now show me your tits" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachoMat Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 One of my fave gym shirts: When God Made Me HE Was Just Showing Off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 emblazoned across the chest of a very fat man "I beat anorexia" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inno Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 Saw a good few today : "If I wanted Fries, I would have f*****g asked for them" "I may be ugly, dumb and foul smelling, but I'm the only person here talking to you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus Jack Posted July 15, 2004 Author Share Posted July 15, 2004 "I may be fat, but your ugly. And I can diet" :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldy Posted July 15, 2004 Share Posted July 15, 2004 I had a laugh and was very tempted to buy this one I saw today saying: Keep drinking until HE'S cute!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 I've seen a few good ones about town. "F***ing f***kers f***king f***ed" I own this one myself. "Your just jelous cause the Voices only talk to me" "I'm with stupid (arrow points upwards)" "I'm not mad, just ask my multi-coloured camel friend George" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TsuMirren Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 There must be a market for... "**** off sad case...I'm not wearing this so you can post about it on a forum somewhere." ...just must be a market for it. or even "Mmmmmmmmm, pie...*cough*, *cough*, you could have shaved!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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