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Hannibal the Cannibal


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Just a quik "Twisted" question for all the TWO posters...

 

If you were Hannibal Lecter...Who would you eat? :eek

 

Personally, I'd start off with my bosses at work...as an appetizer, than I think I'll go with a helping of Hugh Grant(sorry, he bugs me), and than I think I'll have G.W.Bush as a main course!

Mmmmmm! Sounds yummy. :sick

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This thread is brilliant, :lol

 

I would eat erm... my next door neibours (spelt right?), they are both like 50 and claim all this money for being "disabled", its hilarious. I see them leaving their house, walking like cripples, with this kneck brace on etc, then when I look outta my window into the back garden I see them bending down, hopping around and all this shit in their own back garden, its such a con. I may film them sometime. I also hate them as they complain about the music alot, and the noise which I make. Its great when you really put a bassey song on, blast it up and await a knock at the door. I think that gives me a great reason to eat them, EAT THEM ALIVE, BWAAH AHA AHA... erm sorry. :P

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I would eat Anna Kournikova.

 

Looks appetising, tastes sweet, and is a hearty meal (not a skinny bird - good portions of sirloin).

 

And once I've done with her I would ask that Sharapova bird to marry me.

 

Cheers!

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Boyo saw Sharapova today and I have to agree...

 

Hmm... think I'd eat Sarah Michelle Gellar's thighs as a starter.....

Then I think the main course would be Kelly Brook's ample bosom

and for desert a little bit of Britney poo-tang pie!

 

But for the endurance test I would see if I could eat Vanessa Feltz in one sitting...

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In order to remove him from the face of the Earth, That Swiss Referee.

 

For fun: Angelina Jolie, feet first not a fetish just like her face.

Use Posh Spice as a toothpick. would drool over Rachel Stevens for about ten minutes then get bored and move on.

 

Spiritchaser

Daydreaming.

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Boyo saw Sharapova today and I have to agree...

 

Hmm... think I'd eat Sarah Michelle Gellar's thighs as a starter.....

Then I think the main course would be Kelly Brook's ample bosom

and for desert a little bit of Britney poo-tang pie!

 

But for the endurance test I would see if I could eat Vanessa Feltz in one sitting...

 

Yo Gringo,

What did Rachal think of that post?

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