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Hello, is this Triple H? This is Tom's Rhinoplasty in South Park, Colorado. When can we book you in for your complimentary appointment. We feel it necessary to help people who have to suffer with a bone defect in the nose such as yours. What's that? No bone defect. Sorry about that.
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Hey Hunter, its steph, would you be a darling and pick me up some vagi-clean on your way home cos ME MINGE IS KICKIN UP A RIGHT PONG!!! HMMM CRABPASTE!!!!!!!

 

:devil

 

 

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

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I would ask him some of lifes imponderables

 

For example:

If a tree falls over in the forest, do the other trees laugh at it?

If it's true that we are here to help "others", what are the "others" here for?

Why is it called lipstick, if you can still move your lips?

When sign writers go on strike, who writes their picket signs?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavourings but washingup liquid is made with real lemons?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, does it make a noise?

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

What do you plant to grow seedless fruit?

Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

Would Kane get a discount at a crematorium?

If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill themselves, is it a hostage situation?

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

Why is it that if someone tells you there are a billion stars in the universe you beleive them but if they tell you that the paint is wet, you touch it to make sure?

Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people look bright until you hear them speak?

What's the speed of darkness?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Spiritchaser.

Pondering.

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Hey MPX sorry bout this but how do you get those little cartoon pics exactly??? I know its on settings but where exactly do u go after that??

Once you have thirty posts you can use the avatar feature!

Be patient tho, after your thirtyith post it takes 24hours to be processed as a user!

 

"Lets Get Twisted!!!" :devil

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