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phew - I've returned from a fantastic festival - what did I miss?

 

Boyo, I looked but couldn't find you a Cliteater t-shirt, although they were rather impressive. Visceral Bleeding were good too. :D

 

I'm all festivalled out now, and I'm still totally shattered. Time to catch up on all the goss.

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I'm starting my own Death Metal band called "On Her Majesty's Seeping Cervix", we're going to have the coolest t-shirts ever. Too bad about the famed ClitEater t-shirt. Oh well...

 

At least you had a good time!

 

Cheers!

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Damn right, no-one thrashes out quite like Boyo!

 

Look out for our single called "I am the Living Embodiment of Tortuous Hell You Stinkin' Pile of Garbage!".

 

Great riff, and I spazz out on the mic like a mofo...

 

Cheers!

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you could do with a few more swear words in there really, and you will need some really minging pictures to go on your cd. saw a t-shirt for a band called anal blast whilst I was in germany - nearly made me lose my beer.
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that's the idea. it's a reaction to glammy metal, and songs about girls, shagging, and drugs. it's a product of wasted youth watching horror films, and being such a geek at school that you could never get a girlfriend - it all bubbles up and turns into angry, filthy, horrible metal. I personally don't agree with a lot of the lyrical content, find it distasteful and misogynistic, but if I felt that these people actually condoned what they sang about, I wouldn't listen to it. It's an escapism into a world where you have the power.
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Well, that's just sick, and they are sickos in that case. Let the dead rest in peace man. The closest I ever come to graveyards is going to funerals, and I'd say I'm more death metal than most.

 

Well, I knew that but you worded better than I ever could...

I guessed you'd know that, but that's for the benefit of our less metal inclined readers who might not know.

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