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well yeah im sure nearly everyone has been in a fight at one time or another ive been in a few the worst being a few weeks ago after i was at a place watching a band play these dudes starting callin us names i had drink in me so wasnt gonna take no crap i went over an got my face hit of a wall cut up bad but i beat him up jus about but they deserved it anyway......if drink wasnt involved most likely wouldnt of happened
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I got in a fight, although I didn't start it. Some girl at school thought I'd been seeing her boyfriend (it was my bessie mate who was seeing him not me!) so she started attacking me in the dinner queue! Worst thing she did though was pull my hair, I saw red after that and flipped so started hitting back, which led to a full on scuffle in the corridor! I was on top of her at one stage, then teachers came and broke us up. I got called 'Rocky' (calm down PK ;) ) afterwards for ages! Was all very embarrasing! :D
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Closest I've come to a fight was when the resident school psycho threw a chair, and it hit me in the back. I then kicked him in the nuts so hard, he fell down and bust his nose on a table.

 

Hey, HHH said that the best way to win a fight was to do that :P.

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Not big on the whole fighting thing, think I've been in 2 in my life. One I stopped in Secondary school by waiting for the other guy to run at me then opening a UNFORGIVING COLD STEEL fire door just as he jumped at me trying to do a flying kick. He hit door. Door won.

 

A few years back was in the middle of something that went off in a pub and I got punched, so I hit back, but someone grabbed me round the neck from behind. I did the first thing that came into my head - STUNNER! STUNNER! STUNNER! Then I got up and ran like hell in case it didn't work, but it must have, as nobody followed me :D

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I was in a fight last night. And I won.

 

I was at the 10th Anniversary of the opening of a (crappy) club in Glasgow called The Tunnel, which we only went to because of the free stuff they were giving out. Anyway, one of the things they had on was Giant Sumo Wrestling in the big fatsuits. I don't drink, but after a few Red Bulls I was ready for some Sumo action. I was one of the many people chosen to do it, but one of the very few who were sober (albeit on a caffine high).

 

I was put into my suit and took on Lee. Who's Lee, I hear you ask. Since I don't know, I'm guessing that he's a Yokozuna (it means grand champion of sumo, didn't you read WWF magazine) and that makes my victory all the sweeter.

 

So yeah, I basically groped his fat suit and shoved him over the line. And how did I celebrate? I shouted "'Ow Bout Zee Dance, Huh?", then proceeded to burst into René Dupret's OUTRAGEOUS FRENCH DANCE~! to a standing ovation. I move pretty well for a guy in a fat suit.

 

The only proper fight I can ever remember being in was a good few years ago. A guy who was a year older than me called Paul Clarkson used to always rollerblade home from school. One day, me and my friends decided to push him into a bush, because...well, we were kids and it seemed funny. After he picked himself up and dusted off the leaves, he came at me for some reason. He could have picked on the tough kid, the psycho kid or the nuts kid, but no, he went for the kid who listens to Frank Sinatra, me.

 

Anyway, he kicked me in the shins with his rollerblades which sent me flying. He smiled. He thought he had it won. But YOU CAN'T MEASURE THE SIZE OF RUSS' HEART! I was up and ready to fight. I managed to get a few punches in on him and his nose was bleeding. The lower half of his face was a CRIMSON MASK. Then he called for a time out.

 

"It's no fair how you can run aboot in shoes and ah've git rollerblades oan", he said. I so suggested a comprimise. I would take one of his rollerblades, he could take one of my shoes and it'd be fair. He agreed to it, and took off one rollerblade and threw it at me. I decided not to take off my shoes, threw the rollerblade over a fence and threw him down on the ground and punched his face a few more times. I WAS THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN! I PLAYED MIND GAMES AND WON! I WAS THE CHAMP...uh oh, our PE teacher was driving by, stops his car and breaks the fight up.

 

I had to go to the person's door who's garden the rollerblade ended up in and ask for it back. "My rollerblade went over your fence, can I have it back?" isn't the most common of phrases, but I managed to get the boot back. Then we both got sent to the headteacher's office (This was about 4:20pm by now, which in these days was fine, but nowadays you'd have a team of police speciallists looking for you thinking you've been abducted, while BBC News 24 cancels their bulletin to provide uninterupted live coverage of the streets around the school), and we had to apologise to each other.

 

We never really talked again, but after that brawl and last night's exploits, I'm 2 for 2 in fights. Who wants some, then? Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!

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Not big on the whole fighting thing, think I've been in 2 in my life. One I stopped in Secondary school by waiting for the other guy to run at me then opening a UNFORGIVING COLD STEEL fire door just as he jumped at me trying to do a flying kick. He hit door. Door won.

 

A few years back was in the middle of something that went off in a pub and I got punched, so I hit back, but someone grabbed me round the neck from behind. I did the first thing that came into my head - STUNNER! STUNNER! STUNNER! Then I got up and ran like hell in case it didn't work, but it must have, as nobody followed me :D

 

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I fight almost every wednesday. Wednesday being the alternative night at the dickins in middlesbrough. Whenever me and my mates come out of the club theres the usual towny morons with there burberry caps and bottles of lambrini shouting shit and we end up having a riot. Have u ever noticed that for all the mouthing off that burberry townies do 9 times out of ten they end up being a bunch of pussies?
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I'm more into slanging matches. I've been chucked out of tutor time twice in a few months, for being threatening, cos I said I would deck my best mate (meant it at the time aswell). Fighting ain't good, I've worked that out having bro's and a sister.
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im not a fighting type person but the last one i had was way back when i was in year 7..my mate started saying all day me vs him on the pub carpark..he was shocked when i turned up

 

he started laying into me with rights thinkin he was hard..im not hard but i cud withstand his efforts..I let out one punch to the side of his face and he ran off crying...

 

when i got to school the next day i had a bollockin of my tutor coz his mom had complained even tho he started the mother fudging fight

 

ah well the lad lives two ddors away and he aint that bad but his best mate is on the sex offenders list because they found child porn pics on his website..i really do hate him.....he needs to be put against a wall and shot but hey we wil have less of that sorry..please dont reply with comments about that but i feel strongly about that

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Well i have had three fights and the results have got progressively worse each time. The first i won quite convincingly, kicking the crap outa this kid from school. Second one kinda came to a mutual end. Both myself and this kid were of the same "ability" and neither of us could get the better of each other. However my third and final fight (so far) i got my ass handed to me on a plate, which led me to think me having fights isnt a good idea!
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Well this fella called Gary was harrassing my then girlfriend and genarlly being a prick, so me being me decided to stand up for her (as any gentleman would!). I hadn't had a fight for around 2 years so i knew i would be a bit rusty, but i was confident i could defend my girlfriends honour. So i confronted him, we had a bit of verbal first, then he chinned me. Man that hurt, i got a couple of good punches in but he knocked me down after a while then kicked the crap out of me while i was down. Luckily for me one of mates jumped in to stop it when he saw i was being demolished, then Gary ran off and i stumbled home. He got the filth involved but nothing came of that, and i got a rollocking off my bird for even thinking about fighting, even if it was for her!
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I think fighting is stupid as hell. Whenever I see a fight I just get kind of scared and wonder why the **** they're doing this to each other. Some people are way too dumb to TALK THINGS THROUGH so see violence as the only solution. Maybe they deserve to get hurt?

 

One time I called this guy a dick when I was like 9, saying "yeah let's fight after school" and stuff, just joking around, and sure enough after school he came and beat the crap out of me, then the next day, really nicely informed me I'd given him two black eyes. **** knows how cos I just lay there and got the crap kicked out of me, retard.

 

I don't really have it in me to hurt someone, I'd really like to so I don't have to put up with shit (not for the sake of being hard), but I was never taught about sticking up for myself or fighting cos I've never had a man in the house to tell me about that stuff, so I just use humour to get out of it. Hopefully when I'm a bit taller and I have a huge intimidating voice people will just not bother attempting to fight with me.

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LOL! Didn't realise there were two of you!! :D and no I didn't say a word :P It just sorta popped in my head, mind you I have to be careful now, cause I'll be getting too many negative rates hehe :)

 

PS I actually like West Ham fans as a general rule! Specially the ones on the forum anyways, the West Ham forum that is! :) and this forum of course!

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i get in fights because my best friend is like a skinny asian so he gets picked on so i fight the people who bully him. he also got called and slapped on the bus by a girl but for reasons girls can hit us lads but we cant fight back. wrestling ruins my fighting skills because in a fight would you do an f-5 or rock bottom or when someones down a peoples elbow, no
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