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John Hancock last won the day on June 2 2015

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  1. It's not the thinking differently part, it's the black and white "you're wrong, I'm right" part, that there can't be different views and opinions on sexuality or whatever, it's got to be about not caring, or being fucked up, and then it comes down to people having to list their life C.V. to justify their opinions. You can care about something more, and you can change your mind about something, and you can be really concerned about something, but that doesn't make you factually correct, it's just the reason you believe what you believe, and that's fine, but it doesn't mean what you believe is inherently more correct than what anyone else, who isn't perhaps so invested in the situation, believes.
  2. Oh don't play the "you're not a X, your opinion doesn't count" card, you're better than that. I'm having the exact same thing with tiny letters too, no idea what it is, or what causes it, it's like sometimes it happens, and sometimes it doesn't. I also can't correct it, like all the font size options are either too big, or too small, I think the default font must be like a 4.5 or something. This is a 4, which is a little too small. But this is a 5, which is a little too big.
  3. Yeah, I mean, it's very, very sad, and, as wrestling deaths go, this one's a real shitter for me, but, surprising? He was a professional wrestler in his 60s who's been morbidly obese for virtually his entire adult life. I don't think anyone can really say this news is too shocking.
  4. Wait Machine Gun Kelly's going to be there!? Only order a small pie this week Chris, I don't think anyone's going to want to miss this!
  5. I wonder if they'll do it on Monday, Benoit vs. Bret style.
  6. Yeah, that would be me too. Viscerally, I'd have a problem with it, just as an immediate reaction, but that would be my problem to get over, not her's.
  7. http://cinefantastiqueonline.com/wp-content/uploads/house-of-the-long-shadows-group-picture.jpg He didn't die, he returned.
  8. Today can really just about fuck off for celebrity deaths.
  9. As in "how much consensual sex they choose to have", not "how much they consent to the amount of sex they have". I certainly wouldn't go around calling people "a whore" for willingly making the decision to become an escort, if that's what you're asking. The general question of the thread is a pretty selfish one. It's basically asking would you rather your daughter have a job you, personally, disapprove of or a partner you, personally, disapprove of, which is kind of a meaningless question as it is. The question doesn't actually imply that anyone is in danger, or being exploited, or even vaguely unhappy about the situation, other than the father. A significantly better and harder question would be "Your daughter's broke and, for whatever reason, you can't help. Would you rather she married a horrible, abusive rich man she didn't love, or became a prostitute" with it being explicit that she wouldn't be happy in either.
  10. If she's not being manipulated or abused in any way, obviously the prostitute. Fuck out of here with that "She's a whore!" 1930s bullshit. It's no parent's business who their adult children happily consent to have sex with, how much of that sex they consent to having, and what they get in return for it.
  11. Lack of an alternative? If you like North American-style pro-wrestling, you can either watch WWE, or you can fuck off, and that's the choice people have been making hence, you know, most people fucking off.
  12. For a 22 year old? I don't know, I can't say I see too many cracks from what I've seen of him (mostly the French national team).
  13. The Onion, killing it;
  14. It's going to be a real battle of the egos. Cena vs. Trips; a man who, according to everyone asked about it backstage, has literally no idea how to not kill people's momentum, versus a man who would probably rather bankrupt the WWE than lose a feud clean. Only one ridiculous man-child can win.
  15. He'll never be a good promo as long as he keeps dressing like that. He looks like he's, at best, mentally unwell, or, at worst, an actual pedophile (which isn't helped by him always talking about and/or touching kids). He's constantly dressed like someone you'd expect to see wandering around a shopping mall, talking to themselves, smelling vaguely like human shit. The 90s cap, the neon colours, the sweat bands, the shorts, the really creepy lack of body hair... I mean, I know wrestlers don't exactly look normal at the best of times, and their fashion sense pretty much ended it's evolution in 1975, but I can't help but feel genuinely uncomfortable when Cena comes out dressed like that. It's just so weird, it's actually kinda creepy. Like, he's almost 40. Really try and picture a 40 year old dressed like that without bursting into tears at the horror of it all. I think it's because it's that uncanny valley line between real and fake, like, a man in his pants, it's like, whatever, it's a wrestler, they wear pants, move on, that's fine, and then Dean Ambrose in a t-shirt and jeans is whatever, because people dress like that, that's fine, and then Cena turns up, and it's like... it's like a costume made up of normal clothes, it's like both, yet neither, and it's so fucking creepy! It's like someone took the worst dressed, most obnoxious kid in America from, like, Delaware, and he's hot shit in Delaware, and his name's, like, Mason or Trapper or some stupid shit named after a job that doesn't exist anymore, and then they just inflated him to some ridiculous degree, and I get it, like, I get the point; John Cena looks how uncool kids want to look when they're older, so uncool kids like him, but, sadly, I'm not a kid, and I'm particularly cool, so to me, yeah, he just looks like a nonce.
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